Deadbeat Facebooker

someone who makes a facebook page and never checks it.
the opposite of somebody who has a farmville.

Wow my brother has a facebook but never gets on. he is such a deadbeat facebooker.
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by hermanmelville 1256 February 4, 2010

facebookerosis

Addcition to Facebook

James: Dude, what are you doing?
Adam: I'm on facebook.
James: You're always on that thing.
Adam: No i ain't!
James: Yes you are, you've got Facebookerosis

by Xxhackreeem_razorxX December 8, 2009

Facebooker

1. Person or entity that is not necessarily a facebook stalker but absolutely a constant facebook user.

2. Person or entity that is, can, or could pontetially be a facebook obsessionist.

Due to his constant use of facebook, we would definitely refer to him as a facebooker.

by staggy11 November 18, 2011

facebooker

one who is obsessed with being on facebook. spends so much time on facebook they know eveyone's status and their conversations with others.

michael webb always knows when I update my status on facebook. he is such a facebooker.

by captain dorsalfin May 13, 2009

Facebooker

Cool person who realizes MySpace sucks and just wants web presence to keep in touch with friends.

MySpace is ghey, so I'm a facebooker now.

by Scribbly1 August 12, 2008

facebookery

1. Feeling the need to check you facebook every 20 mins to see if the status of your "friends" has updated.
2. being a "fan" of everything - reguardless of if you even care about the cause that you have just "supported".
3. Spending countless hours upload and/or view pictures so you can feel more connected to the people you rarly see.

You're always glued to the computer for hours at a time! Updates don't even come in that frequently! I hope there is rehab for those that suffer from Facebookery.
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by facebook_addict April 6, 2010

Bipolar facebooker

A person who demonstrates severe and regular mood swings on their facebook status updates. A condition usually found in females.

Males will often continue to be their "friends", probably in the off chance they get the opportunity to get into their Bra one day.

"Dude, whos that? Her dad died this morning, but now, she is all good agan after getting her new fake Burbery handbag off of Ebay!? Is she on drugs?"

"No mate, she just has Facebook Bipolar. I'd still shag her though, Hence we're still friends....just incase. You know?"

"Ah, yeah, OK. Gotcha. I know a Bipolar facebooker too. Annoying aren't they?!"

"Tell me about it dude.... tell me about it!

by Unclebobbobbob May 18, 2011