When you have a best friend who you think is a wonderful person but when you're gone they talk shit on you with your ex boyfriend (or whoever else they fucking can)
the two face bitch: "WOW I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BEST FRIENDS FOREVER JK YOURE SUCH A LOSER WEIRDO GOD I HATE YOU"
by anon714 February 15, 2015
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Facebook status: fucckkkk. I hate it when my teacher goes 5 minutes over time! :@
Comment #1: who cares, stop facebitching about shit like this.
Comment #2: quit being a facebitch and suck it up.
Comment #1: who cares, stop facebitching about shit like this.
Comment #2: quit being a facebitch and suck it up.
by copier19 October 28, 2010
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a comeback slang after someone utters a sarcastic remark insulting the other person; often used by obease whales.
by obeasewhales13 September 6, 2011
Get the Fatbitchwhore mug.Similar to a "bitch-ass," a fartbitch is a dislikable female who often farts around people in public.
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A term describing a person or persons who is either weak or just a bitch but still attempts to talk mad shit on people because they have a few friends with that person.
you stupid fuckbitch.
by whiteninja1023 July 24, 2010
Get the fuckbitch mug.A severely vicious and offensive designation used rarely and only against the most sinster of foes. First known use was by David McCarty of the Boston Red Sox at Dwyers Pub in Fort Myers, FL circa March 2005. Witnessed by Kevin Youkilis.
by Malcolm Horovitz April 18, 2005
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