c.f.m.

Cum-fetus milkshake. C.F.M.'s are generally the product of an abortion and a pearl necklace.

That c.f.m. is really disgusting.

Don't drink that, it's a c.f.m., not a strawberry shake!

by ZachWill January 16, 2008

C.M.F.B.

An ex-girlfriend: Crazy Mother Fucking Bitch

Bro to Bro: "My ex is a C.M.F.B.!"

by urbancb59 June 21, 2010

C.M.F.L.

Chasing Mummies For Life. It's an association for people who want's to live life to the fullest in the most creative and unique way possible.

Once believed to have conspiracies with Denny's because of the same logo from CMFL which is "All day. Everyday."

James: So what are we doing tomorrow?

Chris: We're chasin' mummies because we're in the C.M.F.L.

by tofuDolphin August 12, 2010

C.M.F.B.

Check My Facebook

Bro, can I borrow your laptop?

Why?
I wanna C.M.F.B.

by cblack31 April 20, 2010

C.F.M.

"CFM" stands for "Come Fuck Me, an adjective most commonly applied to shoes, specifically pumps. I believe the concept first emerged among urban gay men. I used the female pronoun in the sample sentence due to the gay male convention of referring to each other as "she."

She thinks she's hot in those C.F.M. pumps, but they make her walk like a crippled cow."

by Oh Mary June 1, 2018

C.M.F.

Cha'mon means come on in Michael Jackson speak.

"Cha'mon mother fucka!!"

by Petay Pan November 24, 2003

C.M.F.

stands for Chamon (said sha-mon) Mother Fucker. A Phrase used by Michael Jackson

I be Petay Pan, chamon mother fucker!

by 6sic6 August 11, 2003