finding oneself at the opticians, trying on eyeglasses and being unable to perceive how a particular style of glasses make you look like a fucking dork, dweeb, owl; e.t.c.
as an eyeglass wearer, some of the hardest work i've ever done!!...eyeglasses are very much like picture frames, which can either compliment or un-compliment a painting. -plus, one can't see 100% while looking at/through frames with no lenses!! (contacts easy to love!, but twice the money and appointments...-then there is laser surgery!)
i always had trouble appreciating the 'older womens' glasses from yesteryear, that had upside-down stems and were HUGE; making someone look a bit like an owl!!
as an eyeglass wearer, some of the hardest work i've ever done!!...eyeglasses are very much like picture frames, which can either compliment or un-compliment a painting. -plus, one can't see 100% while looking at/through frames with no lenses!! (contacts easy to love!, but twice the money and appointments...-then there is laser surgery!)
i always had trouble appreciating the 'older womens' glasses from yesteryear, that had upside-down stems and were HUGE; making someone look a bit like an owl!!
she was taking the eyeglass challenge, and ended up choosing a pair that made her face look severely pinched!
he chose a pair of glasses during the eyeglass challenge that were the absolute 'most' for his face, but cost $500
she found a pair of glasses during the eyeglass challenge, that lent themselves to a 'slut' look!
he chose a pair of glasses during the eyeglass challenge that were the absolute 'most' for his face, but cost $500
she found a pair of glasses during the eyeglass challenge, that lent themselves to a 'slut' look!
by michael foolsley June 28, 2011
Get the eyeglass challenge mug.by Elad August 29, 2005
Get the sparks to the eyelashes mug.Related Words
emoglasses are glasses that are usually extreamly bold and black.. some emo posers get these when they dont even need them to see. just to look EMO!!
guy:OMG you wont believe what i got at hot topic!
other emo guy: what did you get?
guy: i got emoglasses so i can be supper emo!!
other guy: yay ive got to go get them now too !
other emo guy: what did you get?
guy: i got emoglasses so i can be supper emo!!
other guy: yay ive got to go get them now too !
by eff a cow June 27, 2006
Get the emoglasses mug.A retarded mentally challenged person who rips his/her eyelashes out and shouldn't be allowed in society.
Hey you're crazy you eyelash pulling freak show. Go back to the circus so everyone can laugh!
Aka pulling eyelashes out.
Aka pulling eyelashes out.
by Cornbrowchin May 27, 2017
Get the Pulling eyelashes out mug.Often worn by cranky librarians and people with no sense of style.
Wearing cat's eye glasses is considered one of the fastest ways to become a loser.
Making fun of people with cat's eye glasses is one of the easiest ways to get a cheap laugh.
Wearing cat's eye glasses is considered one of the fastest ways to become a loser.
Making fun of people with cat's eye glasses is one of the easiest ways to get a cheap laugh.
James: "Haha, look at that fat kid's new glasses!'
Will: "Wow, why pick fucking?"
James: "Heh, here he comes now."
Alan: "Ohai guishe, look at my new cat's eye glasses. Have you seen my new sandals that I wear with socks?"
Will: "Wow, why pick fucking?"
James: "Heh, here he comes now."
Alan: "Ohai guishe, look at my new cat's eye glasses. Have you seen my new sandals that I wear with socks?"
by prms April 1, 2009
Get the Cat's eye glasses mug.When you jizz in someone's eye so much that it forms a thick layer of glass and becomes the subjects glasses
by Mikev646 March 24, 2017
Get the eye glasses mug.When one who wheres glasses witnesses/hears an epic fail. (s)He takes off said glasses slowly and places them down on a table, then normaly begans yelling. Hitler did this in the bunker sceen from Downfall.
Person One: Hey man, what's up?
Person Two: Not much, you?
Person One: I have been on /b/ alot recently, I am slowly falling in love with that board!
Person One: *Eyeglass Takeoff* WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU THAT BORAD IS NOTHING BUT BULL-etc etc
Person Two: Not much, you?
Person One: I have been on /b/ alot recently, I am slowly falling in love with that board!
Person One: *Eyeglass Takeoff* WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU THAT BORAD IS NOTHING BUT BULL-etc etc
by ROFLMAO the Narwhal January 11, 2011
Get the Eyeglass Takeoff mug.