Reverse Exorcism

When the demon tells the priest to get out the child

The reverse exorcism went well

by Skelecron July 3, 2022

Excremental Exorcism

The act of taking a shit in holy water.

The pastor took an excremental exorcism before bending me over the alter and licking my arse.

by NiPPauL November 19, 2015

southern comfort exorcism

Is the act exorcising the unholy demon from your body with a fifth of southern comfort. Usually sounding like a cat coughing up the largest hairball ever

-Holy shit what's that sound?
-Don't go over there Jake is in the middle of a southern comfort exorcism!

by Supercane July 28, 2019

gay exorcism

GAY EXORCISM: The repeated attempt to draw the demons of homosexuality out of someone by playing loud disco music while wearing sequins. A last-resort exorcism may involve sucking them out.

We all wore sequins and played the disco music loudly at the gay exorcism to excise the gay demons from him, when that didn't work we sucked them out of him!

by Shawatt July 15, 2016

Reverse-Exorcism

A reverse-exorcism is when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child's body.
This can only happen if the priest is in the middle of his "investigations"

The reverse-exorcism was a blast, i heard that the demon joined in on the priest and Lil-Kim-Jong. They all did the gok-gok

by Shoveitupmybutthole April 12, 2022

Exorcism Orgy

Expelling demons through passionate orgy sex. The more crucifixes used, the better.

Did you hear about Will's party last weekend? I heard they had an exorcism orgy.

by shrekslodge September 19, 2019

exorjism

A long overdue self pleasure release often necessary after a period of celibacy

It's been that long since I made love to myself, I think I need to perform an exorjism on myself to empty the tank and release some ghost babies into the great big belly button in the sky!

by Milosopher the philosopher July 9, 2023