A loser who spends his time listening to prog metal and masturbates to softcore pr0n.
Similar to rocking out with one's cock out.
Euphemism for "skinny fragile penis".
Similar to rocking out with one's cock out.
Euphemism for "skinny fragile penis".
by `Raptor June 6, 2005
Get the Excalibur mug.Excalibur was the Japanese Kanji for l power, force 力. Riyoku. Brought by comet to somewhere in middle east some hundred years ago. Correct guesser or knower of Kanji not "symbol" would gain the weapons mysterious power. (extra terrestrial)
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A: Yo, man, I just got some Excalibur from my plug!
B: No way, I always wanted to meet the machine elves.
B: No way, I always wanted to meet the machine elves.
by Shaman_Guy November 23, 2020
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She begged for the tits of the round table to be ravaged by Excalibur...
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Unfettered by trivial masculinity, Alexis only responds to pleasure from that EXCALIBUR DICK.
by Excalibur caliber October 23, 2015
Get the excalibur dick mug.A form of Sonic the Hedgehog that appears in the game Sonic and the Black Knight for the final boss fight. He is covered in golden armor and wields the Sacred Sword Excalibur. He doesn't use up rings, but can lose them if hit. Excalibur Sonic seems to only have a few abilities such as Dodging, Slashing, and Soul Surge
by ChoasPunishment February 26, 2010
Get the Excalibur Sonic mug.a. Your face's automatic fall back for when something so stupid or annoying occurs, that you can't possibly roll your eyes fast enough to express your intense feelings of dislike
b. The closest thing a human being can get to a physical statement of Do not want!
c. The facial expression originating from the "Legend of Excalibur" filler episodes within the anime Soul Eater where the character Excalibur causes others such an annoyance that their faces prune into an Excalibur Face.
b. The closest thing a human being can get to a physical statement of Do not want!
c. The facial expression originating from the "Legend of Excalibur" filler episodes within the anime Soul Eater where the character Excalibur causes others such an annoyance that their faces prune into an Excalibur Face.
1.
Excalibur: ...And that concludes the list of my 1,000 provisions
BlackStar and Kid: *Excalibur Face*
2.
Brotato: God damnit! I know my joke sucked but you don't have to pull out an Excalibur Face on me!
3.
Dude: Hey Guy, go to Google Images and search Rule 34, followed by the name of your favorite cartoon!
Guy: Wats Rule 34?...
Dude: Just hurry up and do it!
Guy: Kay..............*Excalibur Face*.......DOES NOT WANT!!
Excalibur: ...And that concludes the list of my 1,000 provisions
BlackStar and Kid: *Excalibur Face*
2.
Brotato: God damnit! I know my joke sucked but you don't have to pull out an Excalibur Face on me!
3.
Dude: Hey Guy, go to Google Images and search Rule 34, followed by the name of your favorite cartoon!
Guy: Wats Rule 34?...
Dude: Just hurry up and do it!
Guy: Kay..............*Excalibur Face*.......DOES NOT WANT!!
by cardboard box ninja September 24, 2010
Get the Excalibur Face mug.Is the belief that you are special and success reigns where others have failed through nothing other than self-entitlement.
"This door is locked!"
"No, you mofo, it isn't!"
*struggle*
"I guess you are right."
"Excalibur syndrome, dude...."
"No shit"
"No, you mofo, it isn't!"
*struggle*
"I guess you are right."
"Excalibur syndrome, dude...."
"No shit"
by Shoseph July 21, 2014
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