Excalibur

Actual sword given to Arthur by his servant, Merlin, who was supposedly a magician.
Excalibur can be decoded - ensis caliburnus, by Celtits (haha), meaning 'the calibian sword'
The Sword has an origin from the east part of the world, given to this king. Read the Last Legion by Valerio Massimo Manfredi and go to the Author's Note to find accurate details.
The whole sword in the stone legend must have been bullshit. Sword magically stuck to an Anvil? Wtf? But the Arthurian Legend about the king was partly fact.
by Yomommy August 03, 2005
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Excalibur

When you bang a girl up the ass and she flexes her ass cheeks so hard that the guy can't get out.
"Ahh man my dick is so sore... my girlfriend Excalibured me last night"

"Look out for her, she looks like she would Excalibur you"
by The Big Papa 10944 March 19, 2010
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Excalibur

A joint made with many different forms of THC and a touch of tobacco, if preferred.
(i.e. marijuana, hash, keif, and tobacco)
We rolled an Excalibur at 4:20 last night, gonzo bomb.
by Chief Tiberius January 31, 2011
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Excalibur

One who copies personalities. Much debate still resides over this term.
"Dude, don't be such an Excalibur!"

"Dude, I can don't be an Excalibur if I don't want to? ZOMG! -50 CPs!"
by Dervishx4 June 01, 2005
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excalibur dick

Is when one posses the almighty cock. Presented to thee who'm found worthy of such sexual prowess, Rules the ovaries far beyond Camelot. His sword, renown through the ages for being a source of strength & pleasure, a descendent of Author himself, can only weild such powerful cockery.
She begged for the tits of the round table to be ravaged by Excalibur...

She received that medieval dicking, that true rule, Excalibur dick.
Renown for giving that true Excalibur caliber.

Unfettered by trivial masculinity, Alexis only responds to pleasure from that EXCALIBUR DICK.
by Excalibur caliber September 06, 2015
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Excalibur

A loser who spends his time listening to prog metal and masturbates to softcore pr0n.

Similar to rocking out with one's cock out.

Euphemism for "skinny fragile penis".
I'm gonna go excalibur at the movie theater tonight.

Ew, he's got an excalibur!
by `Raptor June 01, 2005
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Dump Excalibur

A dump equivalent to the feeling of standing atop a large mountain with a 2 handed sword held with 1 hand pointed at the sky screaming "EXXXCCCAALLIIBBUURR"
In the midst of a Dump Excalibur, I thought I stabbed a seagull with my thought to be real sword, but instead punched the ceiling.
by theanaljoust September 25, 2006
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