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Total Dickhead Event

Total Dickhead Event: a public drunken stupor so embarrassing, humiliating, and utterly mortifying as to convince the most hardend boozer to giving up the drink.
“I’ve been on the wagon since my Total Dickhead Event at Meghan and Harry’s wedding.”
by Superchuck September 6, 2018
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Evelyne

A creative, beautiful, intelegent, talented girl who can make every one smile even on her worst days. Makes every moment with her special. She falls inlove easly, she makes you feel that your never to young to have fun. Shes good but shes bad. If you get her mad, she know the best way to get revenge. She dosent listen to anyone who dosent encourage her to do whatever she wants to do. Loves to explore and live like in a movie.
Person 1: shes like a devil and and angel

Person 2: yeah shes like and Evelyne
by Sweatevyl October 1, 2014
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Canon Event

An event in someone's life that must happen, in order to keep the balance of the multiverse and a development in their storyline. If you happen to change or distrupt it, the multiverse will collapse.
"Hey, i saw Jhon's girl with another man! should we tell him?"

"Nah man, it's his canon event!"
by anjinglah June 6, 2023
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orgasmic event

When someone has an orgasm so intense it is a life-changer. In a 1999 field study of 125 people who had experienced a climax of this magnitude, 15 died of heart attacks during the orgasm, 32 swore a lifetime of devotion to their lover, 43 swore a lifetime of devotion to their hand, 23 committed suicide convinced they had experienced the ultimate thrill life could give them, 11 began touring as motivational speakers, and one decided he was going to watch the Britney Spears video "Baby, One More Time" one more time to see if he could replicate his orgasmic event. Less than a minute into the video he had a seizure and died en route to the hospital.
(from "My Date With Giganti Tongue") ...her heart skipped, she held her breathe, THERE, oh my. She felt her soul fluttering from her body in ecstasy. Her limbs shuddered and she rode the orgasm like James Bond rode the tidal wave caused by the collapsed iceberg in the one where Halle Berry wore a bikini but was trapped in that igloo by the mad Korean. Hummingbirds peppered her heart with kisses and she felt higher than Cheech and Chong at a Grateful Dead concert in a jet flying over Mount Everest. And then, as the orgasmic event slowly subsided, there was that ultimate moment of clarity when suddenly she felt she could prove Einstein's Theory of Relativity was a load of horseshit.
by theinstigator January 13, 2014
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Evelina

Evelina is a great person but can be dubs to time to time.You should never mess with her or you have of her friends in your bad side.She is funny,smart,and talented and is very weird around her friends. Evelina won’t give a crap about what you say to her but if you say it say it to her face.She is great person to have as girlfriend just don’t cheat on her and nothing will happen.Evelina’s is just a straight up savage and can be pretty ruthless. If you get to know her thow she is a great girlfriend,friend,and bestie.stick with her and she will stick with you.
Evelina lovers
by A evil human November 10, 2019
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People's Main Event

A fight on a fight card that garners significant attention from the general fight community because its back story imbues it with a value that generally overshadows the co-main and main event. This fight is usually slotted away from the co-main and main event slots but does not necessarily mean it is not the co-main or main event. It is the fight people want to see regardless of what else is on the card.

This phrase is generally used by MMA reporters New York Rick and Ariel Helwani on The MMA Hour.
New York Rick: So what fight do you believe should have been the people's main event UFN :76?

Ariel Helwani: Ben Rothwell vs Stipe Miocic assuming the injury bug did strike again.
by StarfishLightning December 24, 2015
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cannon event

An extremely crucial event in one’s life that must happen to learn from it
She was just a cannon event bro
by drxw June 12, 2023
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