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Euphoniumism

A euphemism or innuendo relating to people who play in the lower brass section of the orchestra.

Applies solely to people who play the trombone, euphonium, baritone and tuba.
Girl: I like your tuba, is it full sized?
Boy: Gosh, that's a real euphoniumism!
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euphenasia

"Hello Mick, how are you?"
"Not sa good mate. My old mam only has to go to that Dignitarse place over in Switzerland."
"I didn't know you agreed with euphenasia mate."
"I don't but she's taking so bleeding long to die. We just want the money."
by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017
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Euphemisms

The act or an example of substituting a mild, indirect, or vague term for one considered harsh, blunt, or offensive:

Euphemism is an expression intended by the speaker to be less offensive, disturbing, or troubling to the listener than the word or phrase it replaces, or in the case of doublespeak to make it less troublesome for the speaker.

When a phrase is used as a euphemism, it often becomes a metaphor whose literal meaning is dropped. Euphemisms are often used to hide unpleasant or disturbing ideas, even when the literal term for them is not necessarily offensive. This type of euphemism is used in public relations and politics, where it is sometimes disparagingly called doublespeak. There are also superstitious euphemisms, based (consciously or subconsciously) on the idea that words have the power to bring bad fortune (for example, not speaking the word "cancer"; see Etymology and Common examples below) and religious euphemisms, based on the idea that some words are sacred, or that some words are spiritually imperiling (taboo; see Etymology and Religious euphemisms below).
The substitution of an agreeable or inoffensive expression to replace one that might offend or suggest something unpleasant, for example, "he is at rest" is a euphemism for "he is dead."

“Euphemisms such as ‘slumber room’ . . . abound in the funeral business”.
by UDAI June 11, 2006
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eupherism

1. a eupherism (you-4-ism) is a re-creation of a cliche, or expression. changing its original form and meaning, to suit an individual situation.... almost always uttered in an intoxicated state.

2.a misplacement of the correct understanding,or mispronunciation, of a term,location,dialect, or musical lyrics etc..which causes mass confusion to all parties within earshot!
Did you hear that chic use a eupherism.. she said morphadite instead of hermaphrodite.
by sir skidmark darwin August 9, 2010
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euphemism

A word used in place of another to make the listener feel more comfortable, and to make the user more socially acceptable.
"Your mother and I had meetings between the sheets last fortnight"

When what you want to say is - "I fucked you mamma until she stained the sheets last night, bitch! "
by Robert Stewart May 13, 2005
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Euphemism

trying to make the mean things you say sound nicer by using different words
"let's just be friends" is nice for "no, I don't want to go out with you. You're a loser." ( euphemism )
by Nevermind Netherlands September 13, 2007
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Dated (Euphemism)

Verb

When used in blogging or chat, "Dated(euphemism)" is used to mock, criticize, or show dislike for a couple who are going out.

The euphemism in parenthesis is a way to give your opinion that there is/was no love in the relationship, but rather it is/was just based on sex and lust.

It is a very mean thing to write about another person, (but funny)

Can be used in present, past, or future tenses
A blog:

After John Doe broke up with Jane last week, he Dated (Euphemism) his new neighbor Jessica. Surprisingly, the relationship did not last.
by DEL83183 April 19, 2009
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