ETS stands for Eat That Shit. It is when a person preforms and action that cause them physical pain or emotional damage.
Yo you just see that kid fall down the stairs. ETS
I just beat boogie, one on one, in basketball. ETS
I just beat boogie, one on one, in basketball. ETS
by dale1234567890 June 04, 2010
End Tour of Service, That glorious, long awaited, much needed, sanity sustaining freedom from the US Army.
Sucsess ETS!!! I'm out thank you Jesus, thank you Jewish God, Thank you Allia, thank you Tom Cruse for using your witchcraft to set me free from the damn army!!!!
by PFC (Private Freaking Civilan) May 09, 2007
"Estimated Time of Sleep" abbreviated.
Akin to ETA (estimated time of arrival), etc.
Sounds more official and professional when said aloud.
Usually posed as a question toward someone who --despite the late hour-- still has a lot of things to get done before even thinking about going to bed.
Akin to ETA (estimated time of arrival), etc.
Sounds more official and professional when said aloud.
Usually posed as a question toward someone who --despite the late hour-- still has a lot of things to get done before even thinking about going to bed.
Friend1: "What are you doing up so late?"
Friend2: "I'm working through a 10-page paper that's due tomorrow and just started a load of laundry."
Friend1: "So what's your ETS tonight?"
Friend2: "Aiming for 4 AM, have to get to work by 10."
"ETS unknown; imminent all nighter..."
Friend2: "I'm working through a 10-page paper that's due tomorrow and just started a load of laundry."
Friend1: "So what's your ETS tonight?"
Friend2: "Aiming for 4 AM, have to get to work by 10."
"ETS unknown; imminent all nighter..."
by crowslayer February 21, 2012
1. Stand for Evil Testing Satan! (or, if you want to be correct, Educational Testing Service. They make such crap as the SAT and others like it. Although a universal and standardized test is needed, surely there can be something better than the SAT. (The ACT is made by another company so it is much better but it could use some work too, although not nearly the same amount)
by Doobie Smokes You February 06, 2005
To slowly touch the end of another man's penis with the end of your own penis, resembling the point where fingers touch in the film E.T.
A: I'm bored, fancy a bit of ETing?
B: You're fucking sick
...
B: Actually yeah go for it, could be fun
"I remember him, we ETed in primary school ... no idea why"
B: You're fucking sick
...
B: Actually yeah go for it, could be fun
"I remember him, we ETed in primary school ... no idea why"
by John Bitch April 06, 2009
"E.T." Is an abbreviation for "end-transmission"
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-it is used on the internet, during Chat talk
- it probably derived from the military, but it does not mean the same thing in context, (... unless you want it to.)
-Its very versatile
- (I am an exchange student in Amsterdam, So no one back home know how awesome it is.... yet!!)
-its awesome b/c it says "Got-to-go" when you really: "HAVE TO GO NOW!"
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-it is used on the internet, during Chat talk
- it probably derived from the military, but it does not mean the same thing in context, (... unless you want it to.)
-Its very versatile
- (I am an exchange student in Amsterdam, So no one back home know how awesome it is.... yet!!)
-its awesome b/c it says "Got-to-go" when you really: "HAVE TO GO NOW!"
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Examples:
Number 1:(polite)
Girl101: hey i g2g b4 i am really late for wrk...
Girl101: anything else to say? can we ET?
Bff_ashly86: GO!
Bff_ashly86: ET.
Number 2: (rude)
10:26:35 PM GfAli_sunshine: …And then she says….
10:26:40 PM GfAli_sunshine: … So he said…
10:26:45 PM GfAli_sunshine: THEN I said lol, jk, now way
10:27:47 PM GfAli_sunshine: No **Way
10:28:00PM BF_Mike01: uh huh….. hey I gtg..
10:28:00PM BF_Mike01: ET.
10:28:00PM BF_Mike01: (is offline….)
Number 3: (Fast & polite)
person 1: ET? ---->(may i go now please?)
person 2: ET. -----> (by all means, do what you must)
Examples:
Number 1:(polite)
Girl101: hey i g2g b4 i am really late for wrk...
Girl101: anything else to say? can we ET?
Bff_ashly86: GO!
Bff_ashly86: ET.
Number 2: (rude)
10:26:35 PM GfAli_sunshine: …And then she says….
10:26:40 PM GfAli_sunshine: … So he said…
10:26:45 PM GfAli_sunshine: THEN I said lol, jk, now way
10:27:47 PM GfAli_sunshine: No **Way
10:28:00PM BF_Mike01: uh huh….. hey I gtg..
10:28:00PM BF_Mike01: ET.
10:28:00PM BF_Mike01: (is offline….)
Number 3: (Fast & polite)
person 1: ET? ---->(may i go now please?)
person 2: ET. -----> (by all means, do what you must)
by MHE (that's ME) April 10, 2010
When the tips of two dudes' dicks touch one another and they both cum at the same time. It also works women (whether it's lesbian or just heterosexual).
by You speaka engrish September 21, 2018