The largest high school in Vermont-- but don't be fooled. To anyone from out of state it would just look like any small town Podunk school. There is no diversity at EHS. Anyone who isn't white is most likely adopted. It isn't uncommon to walk into the school in January and see half of the students wearing shorts and sandals. The school colors are blue and gold and the mascot is known Buzz the hornet. There are a good number of druggies and hipsters, so much so that one of the lobbies is know to students and teachers alike as the Drug Lobby. Despite this fact, most of the students are extremely intelligent and go on to become successful men and women. Everybody who attends Essex High School either skis or hates Vermont with a passion.
Girl: Nice Hornet's sweatshirt! You must have gone to Essex High School!
Boy: That's me... thank goodness I got out of that place. I was always freezing in my shorts and manly Birkenstock sandals.
Girl: Was it January?
Boy: Yes. Yes it was.
Boy: That's me... thank goodness I got out of that place. I was always freezing in my shorts and manly Birkenstock sandals.
Girl: Was it January?
Boy: Yes. Yes it was.
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Karen: Honey, our little girl apparently contracted measles, and I don't even know how!
Bob: Did you get her vaccinated?
Karen: Of course not! I just used some essential oils that I found on Facebook.
Bob: You're such a psychopath. Now I'm grateful that you divorced me and took the kids, because now I can't be held liable. I hope YOU get measles now.
Karen: Well, I'd rather have her die than get infected by the lies of the government.
Bob: Did you get her vaccinated?
Karen: Of course not! I just used some essential oils that I found on Facebook.
Bob: You're such a psychopath. Now I'm grateful that you divorced me and took the kids, because now I can't be held liable. I hope YOU get measles now.
Karen: Well, I'd rather have her die than get infected by the lies of the government.
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1) The multi-talented rapper, music producer, graphic artist, webmaster and mastermind behind Feminem.com and other various websites including Essix.net and TGround.com, that praises the aspects of individuality, originality, and talent, and stands against mainstream exploitation and closed-mindedness.
2) Alias derived from the phrase "S6," which was derived from Scorpio 6 (the Zodiac sign and day of birth of the user of the alias), used by the mastermind of various websites including Feminem.com, Essix.net, and TGround.com for music-creation purposes and other online endeavors. (2004; Created by Essix)
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1) The multi-talented rapper, music producer, graphic artist, webmaster and mastermind behind Feminem.com and other various websites including Essix.net and TGround.com, that praises the aspects of individuality, originality, and talent, and stands against mainstream exploitation and closed-mindedness.
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3) Alias replacing "DJ Jake" with the release of "Reactions" on December 14th, 2004.
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