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equidouche

Someone whose douche factor is equal to another person's level.
Person 1: Hey, have you met Kevin?

Person 2: Yeah, him and Jeff are equidouches.
by LigerBloodTN December 17, 2012
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Esqui

An electric-scooter
"Yo cuz man copped a new esqui for five bills"
by Gelato10-10 November 6, 2019
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Esquiveled

Used and referred to in the work place. When a new hire in the company is jealous of you because of your Forman / Boss title and purposely try’s to sabotage the finish product to get you fired to get a promotion ultimately making him the new Forman / Boss.
Man that’s horrible how dave almost got Esquiveled by the two new hires. They obviously forgot to factor in dave is a stand up guy and would point out his own mistake before trying to hide it. Thank god for my fellow coworkers sensed there was foul play and exposed the reality to upper management about the new hires being incompetent.
by RodGod ActionOverWords August 19, 2022
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Esquizalent

Esquizalent is a word used to convey fondness of a situation, or to express agreement given the momentary needs.
Note: Esquizalent is a combination word with the parent words being "exquisite" and
"excellent"
Pronounced: Eh-squiz-uh-lent
That dinner was esquizalent. I hope we dine again soon!
by MikenIke18 August 3, 2023
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equidistance

In foreign relations, the policy of mainting equal distance from the policies of other nations.

This can be to avoid conflict or to gain an advantage in terms of concessions from other nations in return for your support.
Italy maintained a policy of equidistance from 1933 to 1936 by cooperating with Britain and France while tolerating German revisionism of the Treaty of Versailles committing to neither blocs interests.
by Flankergeek June 20, 2006
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Esquina

Used in prison to define those who will fight if called upon. Chicano Exclusive.
Esquina is ready to throw down after last head count.
by Mateo Paredes April 10, 2020
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Esquivalience

The act of putting a fake word in your dictionary to trick others who copy your dictionary into admitting it without knowing it, like how New Oxford American Dictionary put in the word "Esquivalience" into their dictionary, and when dictionary.com had that word, New Oxford American Dictionary could report them for copying their dictionary
Human 1: Wow did you hear about how New Oxford American Dictionary tricked dictionary.com into admitting that they copied their dictionary?

Human 2: No, I did not! What happened?

Human 1: Well New Oxford American Dictionary esquivalienced them!

Human 2: Really? Wow!

Human 1: Yes, and after proving that they were copying, New Oxford American Dictionary could shut down dictionary.com after absorbing all their assets, by making them file for bankruptcy! Then, New Oxford American Dictionary found the owner of dictionary.com and sued him for millions, causing him to have to pay up his daughter's college fund, his and his wife's retirement fund, their pensions, their 401ks, their savings, and the deed to their house, causing him to declare personal bankruptcy! Then, they found him hungry on the street, and hired 4 thugs to beat him up, leading to him going to the hospital, and was only half-treated due to his lack of insurance and lack of savings! Then, he spent 14 years as an indentured servant to pay off the remainder of his lawsuit, and finally, 3 more years to pay back his hospital bills! He died homeless, starving to death, along with his wife and 2 children who also ended up dying, after being unable to afford food.

Human 2: That'll teach 'em not to copy off of New Oxford American Dictionary! Copyright for the win!
by StrattoniteGamer February 26, 2021
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