Escalade

Is a top-of-the-line full-size luxury SUV manufactured by General Motors under the Cadillac Marque. The Current generation Escalade/ESV and EXT are built using the GMT-900 platform using an IMPRESSIVE Vortec 6.2L V8 delivering 409 BHP @ 417 Ft. LB. of Torque the Escalade/ESV/EXT trio are the MOST powerful and successful SUVs/SUT ever produce by General Motors.

SOME body panels are share between the Chevrolet Tahoe, Suburban and Avalanche and GMC Yukon and Yukon XL Yukon/Yukon XL Denali. HOWEVER, No interiors are share between the entry-level Chevrolet and GMC versions.

Some Features exclusive to the Cadillac Escalade trio are Autobeam HID and LED headlights, Magnetic Ride Control sensors and cooled and heated cup holders.

The top-of-the-line-trim GMC Denali package versions feature SELECTED similar details enhacing its appearance. A number of features, engine size and number of safety airbags commonly found in the Cadillac versions can also be found in the Denali package.

The Escalade is the most hated luxury SUV in the world by poorly uneducated and immature idiots who CANNOT afford it and choose to compare it to the cheaper Tahoe, Suburban, EXT Yukon or Yukon XL or as a "Nigger car" "pimp car " or "drug car" vehicle due to it's popularity in Rap music videos and shows like The Sopranos.

The most hated comments come from the assholes who drive current-to-date UNDERPOWERED Navigators and Range Rovers and those who will NEVER be able to afford not even an used one.
Logan: Fred got himself a new ride after the many headaches with his Range Rover HSE.

Joseph: Yep, it's the new Escalade. A great choice. Dumping that Hindu-owned-wanna-be-SUV clunker was a GREAT idea.
by GM Co. August 01, 2009
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Escalade

Still the coolest car on earth (Mainly the second generation)
The Most Stylish car I\'ve seen.
by Afi K. James April 27, 2005
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Escalade

I got some hoes in my Escalayyde, bitch
by Cal Chase May 04, 2004
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roman escalade

gently place the ball sack on their eye sockets while draping your shaft down the brim of their nose and riding in a back and forth motion
I was gonna give him a roman helmet but took um for a ride in the roman escalade.
by truey January 01, 2009
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Foodstamp Escalade

Your on government assistance but you drive an nice car.
The welfare recipitent was driving a foodstamp escalade.
by Robb Yo Momma March 29, 2004
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Cadillac Escalade

The most amazing luxury SUV next to the Nissan Armada.
That Cadillac Escalade could woop your piece of shit's ass in a luxury car show.
by Cadillac Princess May 05, 2008
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Escalade EXT

A version of the Cadillac Escalade: Pick Up Truck.
It's the tightest Cadde ever!
"Omg, Did you see that Escalade EXT, Dawg???"
by LadyMcVay May 03, 2004
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