Uncle Ernie

The evil pedophile uncle of the deaf, dumb, and blind kid in The Who's Tommy.

He gets drunk and "fiddles about" when poor Thomas' parents aren't home.

Uncle Ernie was played by keith moon, their very fucking amazing drummer, in the movie version.

by Seen that movie way too often April 8, 2010

Hot Ernie

A Hot Ernie is when you take a dump in someone's pillowcase right before they go to bed.

Sab: Awe man, I went to go to sleep, but my pillow was warm and smelt foul. I looked in and found someone deficated in there.
Grimm: Dude, someone took a crap in your pillowcase?
Pat: Hahaha, you got a Hot Ernie

by r1vethead October 27, 2009

ernie santi

A guy who likes to get ejected in the finals. Especially in the 1st quarter.

I don't want to play today... i think i will pull a ernie santi.

by Mr.webos December 28, 2018

Uncle Ernie

1. A faceless benefactor who pays for lunches, dinners, happy hours and rounds of golf. In return, you must endure some type of Ernst & Young abuse

2. EY's way to make it up for the significant salary differences between you and your friends at PwC, KPMG and/or Deloitte

"Dude, don't order another round shots. It's like $120 bucks." "Don't worry. Let Uncle Ernie pick up this round."

by Rich Jeaneret August 19, 2008

Burt and Ernie couple

A male homosexual couple. The Sesame street characters have long been viewed as homosexual mascots of sorts within the gay community. Burt and Ernie is an affable term for a likable and well matched gay couple

"Bob and Joe get along so well, they finish each other's sentences. What a true Burt and Ernie couple"

by AJAS November 6, 2009

Ernie Mouth

The form of a female vagina in which the labia is seemingly missing. A slit is all that is present looking almost exactly like the mouth of Ernie from Sesame Street.

She's got ernie mouth

by caesar h April 15, 2008

Dirty Burt & Ernie

after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners eyebrows, forming an a thicker eyebrow similar to the Sesame Street Characters.

He gave her a dirty burt & ernie and she never had anal sex again.

by Pasty McWhitey April 19, 2007