This subspecies of human beings called Eren is often also referred to as a Ehrenmann. It eats döner at least five times a week, plays on its PC, gets good grades because it has got hyperthymesia and can literally recall entire lessons word for word what the teacher has said, and instead of buying products when walking into a store, it has the tendency of just buying the store altogether at whim. These may just be the strangest properties ever to be present within a human being--sadly a perfectly accurate form of such doesn't exist yet (luckily).
Aw fuck. My rent just got raised again, Eren bought 30% of all new available real estate in Frankfurt just raise property prices for fun and make their availability more scarce than it already is.
I just saw this silver Audi A8 on the way to work with cash streaming out of the wheel rims, was that Eren passing by again?
Have you ever wanted a massive 3 story villa mansion with a roof made out of cardboard? Here I'll give you Eren's number, his the right property developer to contact for this one.
I just saw this silver Audi A8 on the way to work with cash streaming out of the wheel rims, was that Eren passing by again?
Have you ever wanted a massive 3 story villa mansion with a roof made out of cardboard? Here I'll give you Eren's number, his the right property developer to contact for this one.
by The legitimate definer August 12, 2019
Get the Erenmug. by JazzyApple May 23, 2021
Get the Erenmug. by YIKES&WOW December 1, 2006
Get the eRENmug. A girl who thinks her jokes are funny to everyone.
Once she starts laughing she can barely stop.
She gets mad at everything.
Once she starts laughing she can barely stop.
She gets mad at everything.
by Sarah T.H June 3, 2020
Get the Erenmug. by Nugslol May 30, 2020
Get the Erenmug. by Hbcbknx September 3, 2019
Get the Erenmug. Eren is an amazing, funny and excitable individual that everyone should consider themselves lucky to befriend. If you ever come across an Eren, befriend them immediately and if you are a single girl, slide into his DMs too. An Eren is also the most chaotic and hilarious person you will ever meet and they are quite rare too, so keep your eyes peeled for a stunning guy that has people in stitches all around him.
Eren: *Says something completely random but hilarious*
Everyone around him: *Re-enacting the ending of every Peppa Pig episode* ( Laughing on the floor, sometimes in muddy puddles )
Everyone around him: *Re-enacting the ending of every Peppa Pig episode* ( Laughing on the floor, sometimes in muddy puddles )
by Sycariae May 27, 2023
Get the Erenmug.