I WON THE ELECTION

The diarrhetic mouth ejaculate of a lifelong loser and sociopath who will never know true love or happiness.

Donald Trump: "I WON THE ELECTION!"

by millstone November 17, 2020

Post-erection reply

When your horny af and you snapchat a bunch of easy girls but they reply after you already finished jerking off

Tom I swear this bitch is always playin. I send her a snap tryin to get nudes and she gives me that post-erection reply.

by Crazy man sulliran May 9, 2017

mass erection

1. When someone gets a super stiff boner from playing Mass Effect 1, 2, or 3 and/or looking at one of the many female characters or their respective sex sences.

2. A person who gets a hard-on from playing any of the Mass Effect games.

man looking at Liara's ass give me such a mass erection

by drity_d December 12, 2012

raging erection

n. An massive erection produced by a state of extreme arousal; one which is extremely blatant to the point where, if not tearing completely through the pants and undergarments, is clearly defined against the fabric and impossible to conceal.

I got a raging erection when Katie bent over!

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 4, 2003

spiritual erection

A woman who you excites spiritually; to be bowled over or turned on in a spiritual sense. To be ignited by enlightenment.

Dude, I went and saw marianne williamson, I swear she gave me a spiritual erection! Man I'm just saying, OPRAH, WELL SHE GIVES ME A SPIRITUAL ERECTION.

by Lenny Payne October 30, 2010

Homo-erection

When both partners of a gay couple have an erection at the same time

Are you having a Homo-erection?
No, i’m not gay

by the smartest one 69 December 13, 2019

Exrection

When you view something so horrible and vile that the penis hides away inside the body for protection and to have a little cry.

"Hey, did you see that picture of a man shoving a metal pipe down his knobhole I linked you?"

"Yes I did. You cunt. It gave me an exrection."

by Pearo November 12, 2013