epicaricacy

Joy at the pain of another, esp. a friend or loved one

When my rich, moralizing brother, who always lectures me about responsibility and family values, was caught by his wife in bed with her best friend, and she divorced him and took everything leaving him broke and despondent, the epicaricacy was almost more than I could stand.

by ekw April 21, 2007

epic boobs

voluptuous, sensuous and succulent breasts. shapely but pouring out of the clothing, usually disproportionate to size of women/girl yet completely arousing in every sense. Capable of magnificent feats: can turn a gay guy straight, and a straight girl into a lesbian in seconds. the pinnacle of the female breast.

Dana has these absolutely perfect knockers, I just want to shove my face in them and motorboat for all of eternity. Epic Boobs in every sense of the word.

by A__A October 9, 2007

Epic Boredom

The highest level of boredom, where you will do anything regardless of the consequences just to have something to do.

"I'm suffering from epic boredom today so I'm driving to New Jersey for no reason."

by deadlegendary February 25, 2010

epic lulz

LULZ is a corruption of L-O-L which stands for laugh out loud. often used by the internet gang of hackers on steroids known as anonymous. anonymous gets big lulz from pulling random pranks but for truly epic lulz anonymous does raids and invasions.

ass: i am gunna sue
anon: oh lawd a lolsuit
anon: his ip adress is xxxxxxxxxx
ass: take that down now
anon: butthurt
anon: epic lulz
anon: lulz

by insanet September 1, 2007

Epic Victory Royal

A state of the game Fortnite that requires your credit card number, a Scar, and a couple of Chug Jugs. The usual method for acquiring the Epic Victory Royal also requires that you wipe out the squads in the Tilted Towers and secure the bag.

Friend: Why did you get a Scar and a couple of Chug Jugs?

Me: To secure the bag and achieve the Epic Victory Royal!

by Gaming Legend November 2, 2018

Epic Fail Ale

Variant of Fail Ale; the uber Fail Ale.

Also, manslaughter case resulting from lethal excessive consumption of fail ale (usually forced).

Russ: Rowan, dude, enough with the funky brewing ingredients, remember your last Epic Fail Ale court appearance? Not only were you found guilty of dispatching your housemate’s perfectly amiable boyfriend, the radiation poisoning left in the living room resulted in the ASPCA haranguing you for months over alleged chemical torture of your favourite goldfish, Floptimus Prime.

Row: No, Russell! You said you’d never mention Floptimus Prime ever again! I loved him like a brother. *sobs*

by wmmw May 29, 2009

Charles Manson's Epic Question

Can be found on youtube. A must see.

Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?

If you've seen Charles Manson's epic question, you need to see his epic answer.

by Risown March 9, 2009