ABSOLUTE egotistical and vainglorious piece of cod with a completely indolent attitude towards EVERYTHING. In his clueless nature he will inevitably fail to see BOTH sides of the story, and only cares to talk about his own point of view. This lying moron will throw ambiguous language at you with enigmatic tones and manipulative lines. Ewan's relentless ability to neglect, mistreat and disrespect you will shock you right off your high horse and make you question your own significance. Do not even get me started on his tendency to wallow in self pity as he will repeatedly blame his disloyal and unfaithful behaviour on everyone but himself.
Ewan is definitely afraid of spiders and clowns so prepare yourself for an eternity of cowardly behaviour.
Ewan is definitely afraid of spiders and clowns so prepare yourself for an eternity of cowardly behaviour.
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Friend:"Omg he kept his eyes open when he kissed me"
me: "Oh, so hes called Ewan?"
Friend:" How did you guess????!!!!!"
Friend:"Omg he kept his eyes open when he kissed me"
me: "Oh, so hes called Ewan?"
Friend:" How did you guess????!!!!!"
by ilovetoseeyousmile May 21, 2021
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A mad good actor, and a very hott actor. Not like that matters, but a very good actor. See trainspotting
by Lauren March 19, 2004
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Get the ewan mug.The fucking man, Ewan is suck a fucking cunt that if you tackle him he'll get backup and give you a fucking handshake. His muscles are so fucking sexy that even men drool at the sight of them. Any woman that sees him will rip his pants of and suck his humongous penis. Ewan is also extremely powerful, and if he so mach as breathes on you your bones will shatter. Bacically Ewan is a fucking titan. And will fuck up anyone that threatans him. However Ewan is actualy a nice guy
Bob: Oh shit here comes Ewan
Mike: Has he got 2 woman on his shoulders?
Bob: Should we ask him to get us girlfriends?
Mike: Hell yeah!
Bob: *asks*
Ewan: *leaves and comes back with 10 woman* take your pick!
Also Ewan: Throws a basketball around the entire world and gets a three pointer.
Mike: Has he got 2 woman on his shoulders?
Bob: Should we ask him to get us girlfriends?
Mike: Hell yeah!
Bob: *asks*
Ewan: *leaves and comes back with 10 woman* take your pick!
Also Ewan: Throws a basketball around the entire world and gets a three pointer.
by SpoopyDonut711 November 4, 2019
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Unknown to some people, has been in many movies prior to Star Wars and Moulin Rouge. See Trainspotting, Velvet Goldmine, Shallow Grave, Lipstick on Your Collar, The Pillow Book, etc.
His penis plays a starring role in more of his movies than you know.
Unknown to some people, has been in many movies prior to Star Wars and Moulin Rouge. See Trainspotting, Velvet Goldmine, Shallow Grave, Lipstick on Your Collar, The Pillow Book, etc.
His penis plays a starring role in more of his movies than you know.
Women only like Ewan McGregor because he was "hot" in Moulin Rouge. Had you known that he was singing in Velvet Goldmine, you would already had been aware of such wonderfulness.
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