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'Advice' given when a woman will inevitably be taking part in unwanted but mandatory/inevitable sex, usually with a partner but sometimes attributed to rape.

Apparently the phrase began in Edwardian England, when mothers would give it to their daughters on their wedding nights- this would be then first girls had heard about sex. Basically, think of the good the children could do the country (could become soldiers, doctors, etc).
No matter geographical location, 'England' should always be used- don't go about saying 'lie back and think of 'Murica' or 'lie back and think of India'. People will think you're a right ninny.
Sue: Ugh, Brian's convinced me to sleep with him tonight.

Anna: You'll be fine... Just get it over with. Lie back and think of England.
by YourMother'sUnderwearDrawer August 31, 2013
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England is my city

An extremely important quote by the famous philosopher Jake Paul. And to all of you who think Nick Crompton was responsible for the quote, watch this: https: //www.youtube.com/watch?v=meTKT1YAFa0
Jake Paul: ENGLAND IS MY CITY

Random guy: And Africa is my local supermarket
by Spodermen2121 z August 14, 2017
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close your eyes and think of England

An expression used in the United Kingdom referring to unwanted sexual intercourse. Usually from ones spouse.
Brenda: I hate having sex with George
Lucy: Just close your eyes and think of England
by Alia Joanne July 13, 2007
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me no speakerino propeller englando

Gibberish for "I can't speak proper English". Commonly used by trolls that want to take the piss.
-"Hey dude, can you help me out please?"
-"Me no speakerino propeller englando".
by Kekbur420 June 11, 2017
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New England weather

When in east coast USA in New england (north east) the weather changes alot, people there call it new englnad weather and a common saying is: If you don't like the weather, wait a minute.
first guy: man it was raining one minute, then it started to snow, and then it hailed, all in a half hour!

second guy: its just New England weather.
by double M August 21, 2008
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New England Lobsta Chowda

When a guy eats a girl out with a yeast infection and while having her period
I'm sure you get the gist of this ;) New England Lobsta Chowda mmmmm
by JackAttack21 December 4, 2012
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New England Boiled Dinner

After a nice long, hot, steamy, naked soak in the hot tub with your lover, you stand up gingerly stuff your loose and dangling balls and man sack into your partner's eager mouth.
Carl's hot tub party turned wild once the three couple hot tub soak turned into a New England Boiled Dinner.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015
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