a country in europe full of assholes who constantly criticize Americans and the U.S. in general. Characterized by people who have horrible hygene and butcher their own language into inconceivable words. They talk shit and dont do anything. *England is also American slang for ghetto.
The British in general:
- Are obsessed with tea
- Cant admit that they have a crappy ass soccer (not football) team
- Have horrible teeth
- Mess with an American slang website to put their own damn words on
- Need to keep their asses out of American affairs.
The British in general:
- Are obsessed with tea
- Cant admit that they have a crappy ass soccer (not football) team
- Have horrible teeth
- Mess with an American slang website to put their own damn words on
- Need to keep their asses out of American affairs.
1) "England is a ghetto"
2) Contains beings who use the term "wanker" as an offensive word. What the hell.
2) Contains beings who use the term "wanker" as an offensive word. What the hell.
by anonymuss April 16, 2007
Get the englandmug. England is the best place ever, it is home to the Queen, schools not being shooting ranges, tea, big ben and so much more. Just a wonderful city.
by Papa Keem July 27, 2017
Get the englandmug. England has been racially criticised and stereotyped by most of the world as being posh and drinking tea every 12 minutes. They DON'T all act like pompous dicks. Theyre NOT all friendly and gentlemen. They DONT go on balls and royal dances all the time. And they DO drink beer and other alcoholic non-tea drinks.
HOWEVER, some are arrogant most of the time by saying that they practically invented art and culture which makes them sound all the more like posh twats (not that all English say that). If Shakespeare and other unamusing cretins like that weren't born in England they would've probably be born somewhere else anyway.
The people who say England is the cultural centre of the world should be beaten by policemen and arrested. They had good people but they gave birth to President Bush's evil sidekick Tony Blair and they have the worst music the world has ever heard. Their British hip hop would make a deafblind's ears bleed, seeing as Dizzee Rascal sounds like shit. They're football team is the worst one ever. And they've got the so-called manly sport of rugby. They have Simon Cowell, whose head looks like a toilet brush and whose tits are bigger than Pamela Anderson's. And their accents are funnier than a Dutchman's and no matter how they try to mask it each and every one of them sounds exactly the same. They brag about how they've invented everything when other countries have stuff that are even more popular and Englandfree. America for example invented REAL hip hop, breakdancing, skateboarding, tons of different genres of music etc.
Plus, if England is so great then why did they let Braveheart kick their asses.
HOWEVER, some are arrogant most of the time by saying that they practically invented art and culture which makes them sound all the more like posh twats (not that all English say that). If Shakespeare and other unamusing cretins like that weren't born in England they would've probably be born somewhere else anyway.
The people who say England is the cultural centre of the world should be beaten by policemen and arrested. They had good people but they gave birth to President Bush's evil sidekick Tony Blair and they have the worst music the world has ever heard. Their British hip hop would make a deafblind's ears bleed, seeing as Dizzee Rascal sounds like shit. They're football team is the worst one ever. And they've got the so-called manly sport of rugby. They have Simon Cowell, whose head looks like a toilet brush and whose tits are bigger than Pamela Anderson's. And their accents are funnier than a Dutchman's and no matter how they try to mask it each and every one of them sounds exactly the same. They brag about how they've invented everything when other countries have stuff that are even more popular and Englandfree. America for example invented REAL hip hop, breakdancing, skateboarding, tons of different genres of music etc.
Plus, if England is so great then why did they let Braveheart kick their asses.
by KukSoolBoy January 1, 2009
Get the englandmug. england is the best u nazis are goin down n u terrorists we'r gona bomb u in the near future we'r called great britain 4 a reason we'r da hardest in the world chris hinks is fat and he likes it up the arse hardcore
by chris hinks November 7, 2007
Get the englandmug. A sh*t country in northern europe who thinks its so rich but its not...
The official GDP per capita there is 34920 but englands in dept with 12.6% of its GDP per capita so its real GDP per capita is 30590 which is about the same as spain, italy and slovenia which are poor at the moment in general england is a shitty country full of chavs and no brain thugs who think they are the coolest people who have walked on this planet SWEDEN IS SOOO MUCH BETTER AND SOOO MUCH RICHER THAN ENGLAND FUCK U ENGLAND!!
The official GDP per capita there is 34920 but englands in dept with 12.6% of its GDP per capita so its real GDP per capita is 30590 which is about the same as spain, italy and slovenia which are poor at the moment in general england is a shitty country full of chavs and no brain thugs who think they are the coolest people who have walked on this planet SWEDEN IS SOOO MUCH BETTER AND SOOO MUCH RICHER THAN ENGLAND FUCK U ENGLAND!!
american tourist: I hate england luckily im going back to the US tommorow
chav: WHA DA FUK DID U SAY??! (chav knifes the tourist and takes his wallet)
chav: WHA DA FUK DID U SAY??! (chav knifes the tourist and takes his wallet)
by joerostah May 1, 2011
Get the englandmug.