A person who likes fedoras and always wears a trench coat, he is often seen wearing his call of duty prestige socks. If you do not make friends with him, when he pulls his trusty AK out of his bag you gotta run.

That guy is a eugine

eugine by ThatUglyEugine February 18, 2017

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Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer

A parable passed down for generations describing the futility of the unintelligent to perform simple tasks.

Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.

After being shown how twice, Dan never did learn how to open the fence, so it rained on him a few hours later. He was just like a Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer that day.

Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer by Louisiana Gold December 21, 2008

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ENGINEERINUITY

1)TO BE ABLE TO BUILD ANYTHING FROM NOTHING . BUT NOT PROBLEM SOLVING-- SOLUTION FINDING

Taking a skill saw and a skid and making a working table saw is real engineerinuity

ENGINEERINUITY by DAMN-NEBULI April 3, 2015

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engine guardian

A Person Whose forehead resembles that of an Engine Guardian off the Game Elder Scrolls. Someone whose speech consists of every racial slur in the game and writes long love letters to egirls.

Dang, look at Miami and his big ass engine guardian forehead over there.

engine guardian by Vegetable69 February 15, 2018

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