Egotestical

Adjective: A man who believes he is God's gift to women.

Jack Harkness from Torchwood is really egotestical
Nah, he actually is God's gift to women

by Galadriel1010 April 17, 2009

egotistical asshole

A person who thinks they are the embodiment of perfection or have god like qualities; look up Kayne West or Kim Kardashian. A completely useless vain person.

person 1: Hey did you see Kayne last night?
person 2: Yeah, man that guy is an egotistical asshole

by FoxyVixen June 19, 2016

Egotistical

The act of putting someone else down or insulting them to boost one's Ego. It is most commonly done through pointing out the other person's shortcomings.

egoist: everybody loves my good looks
person 2: congratulations
egoist: everything i have is better from the clothes i wear down to the car i drive
person 2: aww shucks
egoist: i'm not egotistical

by Marney21 August 6, 2007

egotastical

One who is consciously aware of a large ego and accepts and is even proud of it. Combination of egotistical and fantastic.

I made out with three dudes at the party last night and they all wanted to sleep with me. Aren't I awesome? Egotastical, I know.

by misspoet96 January 24, 2011

Egotestical

When a guy thinks that they have the biggest balls out of everyone, often talking about and referring to them. The real size of the testicals are often unknown.

George: God damn, a helicopter could use my balls as a landing pad there so big
John: Fuck you George, your egotestical. Always talking about your balls

by Foxygrandpa420 January 26, 2011

Emotasticle

A word meaning extremely awesome in an emo way.

Katy: Oh! Those are such cool pants!!

Joe: I know!! Their emotasticle!

by KatyKinkyKatastrophy May 4, 2010

egotisticalposttwitt

People who post countless arrogant and lame status updates on FB. Often self-proclaiming that they are the "luckiest people". However, said people should eliminate their excessive time posting and more time working on relationships with their straying significant other. Duh, why else do you think he bought you that nice stuff?

ie: "My friend, the egotisticalposttwitt, has just updated her status again. When will she learn that diamonds, pearls and trips all at once mean her husband is cheatin' on her sorry ass?"

by uran8she June 9, 2011