emoticon

When your real life sucks so much you have to express how you feel through little Asian faces on the internet.

OMG, I was so mad at my mom that I made the angry emoticon on AOL!!!!

by buttcheeks mcgee December 28, 2005

Emoticon

The art of conning, or using conned smiles

We ran out of smiles so we used Emoticons.

by Emoticonning June 5, 2009

Emoticon

The act of getting blazed out of your fucking mind, or refering to weed.

Log Dawg: J-Dawg let pick up some Emoticon tonight!
J-Dawg: fuck ya man, i got this crazy pipe of this negro holdin' the bowl!
Schnaz: I'll Drive! Nigga im fittin' to get blazed mutha fucka!

by Logan R. Uhlenhake March 13, 2008

emoticon

amore

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

schrödinger's emoticon

An epic fail by Urban Dictionary as Work of the Day for Oct 4th 2014.
The definition read:
"An emoticon that shows both happy and sad faces. i.e. ):(
The Internet is a horrible and wonderful place ):( <--"

However this aforementioned emoticon does not contain a happy face; it is merely two sad faces. The correct emoticon should be either " (:( " or " ):) "

Urban Dictionary is a horrible and wonderful place (:( <--Schrödinger's emoticon

by eruat October 4, 2014

schrödinger's emoticon

Double epic fail of Correction entry for Oct 4th 2014 word of the day. It's :(:

Schrödinger's emoticon is often seen in the popular phrase "Bipolar is awesome!" :):

by DangerZone October 10, 2014

Emoticon Whore

A term used to describe a person who excessivly uses emoticons on instant messaging programs such as MSN.

Jim: (smiley) hey (smiley)
Bob: Man, your such an emoticon whore.

by Monty June 19, 2006