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elfinster

A rather strange blend of British and Texan peoples, with only one known being to exist. Can be very sneak though does not work at the North Pole.
'Allo, are you Elfinster?
by Elf February 14, 2005
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Elfin Grot

1) A covert crack-house, usually specialised in stock of the magic mushroom variety. Referred to in 'La Belle Dame Sans Merci' where the writer John Keats expresses his love for narcotics. One interpretation is that the 'Elfin Grot' is the home place of 'La Belle Dame' where she seduces the knight. Another interpretation, the right one, is that John Keats is a smackhead.

2) The name given to a witch's vagina.
1)

Male 1: This is good stuff, where dya get it?

Male 2: The skanked up Elfin Grot.

2)

Male: You'd be amazed what I can do with my wand ;)

Female: Go on then, whack it in me Elfin Grot.
by Shakespeare's Bitch March 5, 2011
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elfie

Hermey: Saw the photo of you and the Winter Warlock on Instagram. Who took it?
Buddy: Oh it was just the two of us there so I took an elfie.
by tmn-ucf December 4, 2013
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elfing

when you cum on some ones face and then throw a handful of glitter on it, Thus creating a semi permanent glittery face. In order for it to be true elfing you must also make a high pitched elf squeak as you blow your load. This can often be confused with some stage make up.
"since her public elfing her face glistens when she goes out side."
"no one will ever forget when she got elfed, you can still see it stuck to her face."
by beanboytastic January 10, 2012
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Elfinophilia

The urge to have sex with decorated midgets around christmas time.
When Jack awoke to find a midget in his bed,apparently asphixiated from X-Mas tree lights, he realized that he suffered from Elfinophilia.
by [VBM] December 7, 2006
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Elfigio

A calm, cool African boy who gets all the girls!
Elfigio is a pussy magnet.
by Lord niggz October 29, 2020
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Eva Elfie

Bítch is so fatherless she gotta call other men daddy on camera to cope 🤷🏾 ♀️ Bonus point is the adding of the schoolgirl uniform and other childish costumes as a grown ass woman to stimulate that daddy-stepdaughter fantasy more 😊
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by pinkpantheress April 11, 2023
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