When you get drunk and do productive work around your house. Because of your inebriation you forget all about doing the work in the morning, so it's like an Elf came and did it for you
"How was your weekend?"
"It was good. Did some elfing on Saturday night, so when I got up the spare bedroom was all painted."
"It was good. Did some elfing on Saturday night, so when I got up the spare bedroom was all painted."
by Bantadant January 19, 2020
by BirdNec May 13, 2019
1. Someone who has pointy ass ears.
2. A bitch who snitches to Santa.
3. A midget.
4. A toy-making piece of shit
2. A bitch who snitches to Santa.
3. A midget.
4. A toy-making piece of shit
1. Nicole: “Look at them ears, what a fucking elf”
2. Ben: *smokes weed* “What are u gonna do, tell fucking Santa u little elf”
3. “Damn she thicc, but what a elf”
4. Elf: “I’m so jolly making balls to put into Santa’s sack”
2. Ben: *smokes weed* “What are u gonna do, tell fucking Santa u little elf”
3. “Damn she thicc, but what a elf”
4. Elf: “I’m so jolly making balls to put into Santa’s sack”
by Lightning Budder December 26, 2018
Santa clause's undercover whores. What do you think he means when he says "hoe hoe hoe" He's calling his friggen' elves.
by Tee...Royal-Tee April 10, 2008
Going to great lengths to state a point with gusto, barely checked facts and annoying repetition, only to volte face at first sign of opposition
by Chipleader Hero March 17, 2021
when your shoes,usually made of leather, get old and or wet then dry out and curl up in the front resembling elf shoes.
by tard420 April 26, 2010
A mythical being from various corners of the globe such as forests, lakes, mountains and Bristol. Elves are incredibly effeminate and have huge ears so they can hear people saying naughty things about them behind their backs. Which is common place, especially from dwarves apparently. They also don't like cheese
by Quilty August 28, 2007