eggs benedict arnold

1. Prepare Eggs Benedict as normal.
2. Add male ejaculate to the hollandaise.
3. Serve with a smile.

"Yo, Jimmy. How you like them eggs benedict arnold?"

by HaikuScoop December 1, 2023

Detroit Eggs Benedict

When your partner (guy/girl) purposely creams gallons on your testicles (eggs); i.e., hollandaise sauce overflowing poached eggs. Why Detroit? Who knows? But there’s lots of sticky handed tweekers there. Now your egg-hair is a mess, just like the tweekers. Time to shave!

Dude, that girl was so turned on last night that she insisted on giving me the old Detroit Eggs Benedict.

by TJO - DP January 16, 2025

Eggs Benedict

Synonymous with blowjob, as a rare plasure in life

Blowjobs are like eggs benedict, I haven't had either since I have been married

by Conefree December 28, 2024

Eggs Benedict Arnold

Revenge is a dish best served cold. Betrayal is a dish best served poached with a toasted English Muffin, ham, and hollandaise sauce... Extra "creamy". Hollan-deez nuts, if you will.

Scotty doesn't know that I am stealing his Fiona. She's going extra and making him Eggs Benedict Arnold for breakfast... with my help.

by Winters Scoop December 4, 2023

Eggs Benedict Arnold

Eggs Benedict are prepared in the usual fashion, but the hollandaise has the addition of male ejaculate.

Hey Jimmy, how are you liking those Eggs Benedict Arnold?

by HaikuScoop December 1, 2023