Etard

Basically the same thing as retard but with a e! Used within a body of groups to disguise retard by dropping the r and saying it with the rest to keep it on the low.

The school didn’t want people to say retard so students started etard as a substitute to be more lowkey.

by Tardwrangler_5000 July 13, 2018

EAStard

A kid who's obsessed with Emergency Alert System or EAS for short. Most of these kids are easily recognizable with SPC as a prefix for their nicknames, which stands for Storm Prevention Control. Most of these kids like the mocks of the infamous Emergency Alert System, and probably record their NOAA Radios going off, while they SOMEHOW know that their NOAA Radios will go off at that specific time, probably a bunch of psychics.

Guy 1: There's this weird kid at my school who brought his NOAA weather radio in the class, glad the teacher told him to turn it off.
Guy 2: This kid is definitely an EAStard. I swear, his Youtube Channel is SPCeastornadomaster13 (example) and records videos of his NOAA radios going off loudly.
Guy 1: Very true.

by thebigbadclown October 4, 2019

ETARD

thought to be a typo of the popularly used word, retard, it is an internet retard (e-tard)

1: ETARD
2: WHAT IS AN ETARD
3: Well, it’s an internet retard
2: that doesn’t exist

by notbrightz April 10, 2021

eatarian

People who love to eat, no matter vegetarian or non vegetarian

I am an eatarian.

by Eatarian February 28, 2022

evatard

somebody that likes evangelion and buys all the merchandise

youre such an evatard

by Iridion 2063 April 15, 2023

Emtard

A little pubescent retard who likes stupid Eminem. A jr high school or middle school dork who says `Yo`, wears baseball caps on backwards, thinks Eminem songs which talk about beating women in the face and have lyrics about slitting the throat of a child are ``really cooool.`` A Raptard that writes ``Eminem`` all over his or her school notebooks, and claims Marshall Mathers is a lyrical genius, but spells it ``lyricle genious``. A fanboy of Gay-Unit. - (Or an adult that acts like the mindset of such a 13year old Raptard.)

``Yo. wasup. Eminem is duh gratest liricle genious evah!(sic) He Rockzzzzs!``
(Actually he raps; Eminem does not have the capability to sing or play any musical instrument, so he cant rock, but an Emtard doesn`know this.)

``He`soooo Real! He says just what I feeel! Emanem is dah bom!(sic) I love him! Ur just jellous``-An EmTard-

by BET television June 11, 2006

Etard

Anyone who rides an ebike, especially if it's an MTB.

Oh look, it's an etard on an ebike.

by MTB88 April 25, 2017