Napoleon has birthdate and we ain’t eating cake

When you are with a girl and she shows signs and celebrates but you still get no pussy

Kas***: Bro I am with Tze** for the past 5 months but I still get no pussy
Nik***: Napoleon has birthdate and we ain’t eating cake

by Tzeni Dimopoulou April 9, 2022

Eat his cake

When a girl goes down on a guy's chia-pet's-length pubes that are longer than his now long forgotten penis.

Damn bra! That bish thought she was gonna get it good, but all she got to do was eat his cake.

by CakeBoyGeorge September 28, 2016

I want to eat your Quadruple Eating pie cake

Eating what comes out of the cake (vagina) and licking it clean til it’s all gone

“Didn’t Jim tell you what he did the other night ?”

“Yeah he said he went home and beat that girls cake then proceeded to eating the cake batter”

by Dinosaur_jr220 April 14, 2018