have her cake and eat it too 

Once eaten, you no longer have it. Like having money and spending it all. Also, in marriage, security vs. freedom - if one cheats, they lose their security of keeping their mate.

She's married to Bob but seeing Bill. She can't have her cake and eat it too.

have her cake and eat it too by Viola F. Blanton May 28, 2006

Eat the Coochie Cake

When Playing a Video Game and a Player is down on the floor or Dead in Game you Use a Female Character and Teabag them in the face as if you had Man balls and You sing "Eat the Coochie Cake Eat the Coochie Cake"

Haha You Suck, Now "Eat the Coochie Cake Eat the Coochie Cake."

Eat the Coochie Cake by PsychoInjustice February 4, 2021

Have your cake and eat it too 

When someone wants all of the benefits of a relationship without the commitment. Typically used when seeking sexual favors

Billy has been trying to get with Sally for the past few months, but she won’t sleep with him unless they’re in a relationship. She told him, “ you can’t have your cake and eat it too”

Have your cake and eat it too by Brownedbanana May 7, 2020

"you can't have your cake and eat it too" 

You can't keep your old love while trying out a new one.

"you can't have your cake and eat it too" trying to hold onto something - an uncut cake - while enjoying eating it.

"you can't have your cake and eat it too" by labkat January 12, 2009

i want to eat the whole cake 

I want to eat that ass

Hey girl I want to eat the whole cake

i want to eat the whole cake by Daddycolby February 17, 2019

I want to have my cake and eat it too. 

When you have exactly what you want in terms of a relationship with one person. Yet you find yourself wanting that little extra something from another.

Just like wanting to be with two people.

Tiger Woods response to the media after they found out about all of his affairs, "To the public I'm sorry, but you know I, just like most men, I want to have my cake and eat it too."

I want to have my cake and eat it too. by The Cake. July 20, 2011

You can’t have your cake and eat it too

You can’t have it both ways, you can’t have your neccesity and your desire. Needs & wants.

Kevin has a wife but still wants to have relations with his friend Samantha...

You can’t have your cake and eat it too.

You can’t have your cake and eat it too by lachichu April 16, 2019