explosive diarrhea 

A condition when you shit so hard that your ass is litteraly ripping. Usually followed by loud gasping sounds and/or foul language. May be caused by too much tequilla, hot peppers, and cottage cheese in combination.

Man Brian Murphy had explosive diarrhea in my bathroom last week and I still can't go in there even to shower.

explosive diarrhea by Dave May 1, 2003

explosive diarrhea 

It is a feeling words can not explain....cuz you swear it is coming out sideways and your spine is about to break...and your legs are horizontal like a rocket is shooting out of your ass

I just had explosive diarrhea last night and it hurt.

explosive diarrhea by Colin Fitzgerald May 17, 2003

explosive diarrhea 

A mostly liquid rectal discharge of significant force and velocity resulting in fetid splatter throughout the interior of the toilet bowl, almost always accompanied by an intensely foul, gaseous emission caused by the violent release of putrified colonic gas. The relief from bowel pressure experienced after such an assplosion is usually offset by the burning sensation of anal itching known in the vernacular as the "Ring of Fire."

A morning after bout of explosive diarrhea confirmed that Vietnamese cuisine wasn't for me.

explosive diarrhea by pedrosian January 6, 2009

explosive diarrhea 

This is the process of releasing waste at high rates of speed. Often creating a horendous stinch and sound. The sounds come out in either spurts or vibrating jitters cause from the pressure of the expelling of the waste making the cheeks of the anus flap together. The after effects of the diarrhea results in much comfort and relief from the pressures that was held inside the stomach and the intestinal track.

As I was sitting on the toilet I realised I had explsice diarrhea when I noticed much build up of pressure and a loud gasious sound released, also the flowing of much waste from the whole of my anus.

explosive diarrhea by Chandler Heath May 6, 2003

explosive diarrhea 

A time when you shit so hard that it all comes out of your ass at once..most of the time leaving your ass more pooey than a whole roll of T.P. can handle

MOM!! I.....need more T.P.

explosive diarrhea by James Lowe June 4, 2004

Explosive Diarrhea 

noun. A ferocious eruption of liquid shit that usually ends up everywhere but the toilet. Colors range from orange to mustard brown.

"Anthony missed his class because he was busy spraying anal secretion on the walls from his bad case of Explosive diarrhea."

Explosive Diarrhea by ISHKABIBBLES May 15, 2007

explosive diarrhea 

when you poop so much you blow up the toilet

i had explosive diarrhea

explosive diarrhea by laughmaker5000 September 28, 2019