Dwight Schrute

The baddest bitch you'll meet (In a good way)

Guy 1: I love Dwight Schrute! He's the best person in The office Guy 2: It's not that good... Guy 1: HOW DARE YOU! *SLAPS*

by _DwightSchrute_ July 10, 2020

Dirty Dwight

Act of taking pictures of your 7-10 inch penis and masterbating to them.

Jack was doing the dirty Dwight but had to stop when his mom walked in on him.

by PB online December 08, 2018

Dwight Shrute

Dwight Shrute is a character from the hit Television show, The Office. Dwight is the biggest, baddest mofo on telivision. Watch out, cause he'll dust your bin! He also owns a beat farm and put a live cat in a freezer. It died.

Sandro- Hey guy, did you watch the office last night?

Bill- Yeah man, Dwight Shrute is BOSS!

by Sanchez Cholo Ramirez February 05, 2009

dwight ruffin

The most annoying guy you will ever meet,gayest, faggot est, nigga on the planet. Think of a black rapest from prison. Now think of a petofile. That's Dwight don't go to sleep if you see his just like the boogy man.

I hate that Dwight Ruffin Muffin.

by xxxwer September 29, 2017

Dwight Schrute

Hard working, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable.
Also, the eyes are the groin of the head.

Guy A: “Who was the guy who beat the computer, again?”
Guy B: “Why, Dwight Schrute of course!”

by Le cat in le box. May 31, 2018

Dwight Howard

One seriously awesome basketball player. Often eats babies before each game because he's that manly.

I wish I was as cool as Dwight Howard.

by Jaremaing May 31, 2009

Dwight Howard

to be 6'11" and dunk like you're only 6'6"

man that dwight howard dunks like he's not 6'11"!

by dunkdunkdunk July 29, 2009