Anaphylactic Dwarfism

Shrinkage; Allergic reaction to water.

The act of genitals shrinking due to extremely cold water.

Looks like Ira has been plagued with anaphylactic dwarfism.

by Salem Bosk June 4, 2010

Dwarf Fortress

A multitude of Fun.

This game mainly involves the management of a fortress of Dwarves in the hope that you'll survive another year and not get overrun by the Goblins.

Oh, and it's ASCII.

Greg: Whatcha do on the weekend, Mike?
Mike: Well, I was playing Dwarf Fortress, my fort died.
Greg: Whadda fuck is Dwarf Fortress? Sounds shit...
Mike: No, it's awesome, it's ASCII!
Greg: Gaaaaaaaay.
Mike: FALCOOOON PUUUUUUNCH!!!

by Red Fortune May 31, 2009

dwarf planet

A secondary category of planets, but not actually. Dwarf planets are bodies of rock that orbit the Sun and are too small to classify as a planet. The Dwarf planets in our solar system as of this definition are Ceres, Pluto, and Eris.

1. Pluto was a planet until the discovery of a bunch of objects about its size brought it down to dwarf planet. All those bodies will soon be dwarf planets.

by gnase October 5, 2006

Dwarf Nigger

A small, creepy african american that is as rare as a lepercan (or however you spell it) It can only be seen on nights with rainbows, and is usual found standing over a unsuspecting 5 year old boy as he sleeps.

A jockey from Left For Dead 2

"Get this Dwarf Nigger off me!!!!!" (usable in both cases)

by jfoahgas May 5, 2011

DwarfMaxxing

The act of emulating a LOTR-esque dwarf, usually done by manlets (short men) with ugly faces. One attempts to increase their fat and muscle, grow out their body and facial hair, and drink profusely.

“DwarfMaxxing is the final redpill for manlets 5’8” and under who have unfortunate faces.”

by cyphlord November 5, 2021

Dwarf Rage

The act of playing a fantasy RPG (World of Warcraft, Baldur's Gate, Fate, Etc...) with a Dwarf-based character. Usually, the potency of Dwarves causes the player to opt for a pure-melee style of play. This, more often than not, leads to the game being played for extremely long periods of time, until the Dwarf Rage (eventually) wears off. Sometimes, fatally, it doesn't.

Dude: "Did you hear about Lenny?"
Guy: "No, what happened?"
Dude: "Died of exhaustion. He played Neverwinter Nights for 50 hours straight."
Guy:"Why'd he play it for so long?"
Dude:"Dwarf Rage."
Guy:" Oh, F**K!"

by Goldo Glittergold July 7, 2010

spice rack dwarf

a dwarf who lives in your cubbord and makes spices for you . generaly a kind fellow smokes a long pipe and always has a story to tell ,but you dont care so you shout"GIVE ME THE PARSLEY BITCH"and then slam the doorright on his already broken toes

Steve:i dont think you shold treat your spice rack dwarf like that.
You: shut up steve or ill chop off your legs and put you up there with him.

by aaron and stetson January 22, 2009