Build a home for a dung beetle

To take a crap

-Yo i gotta go build a home for a dung beetle

-What?

-Drop a deuce

by Theevilmonkey5 October 22, 2010

Schlongus Dongus

Waking a Polack up in the morning by spraying your load in their face. Derived from the Polish tradition of Smingus Dingus where Poles throw water in each other's faces to wake each other up on Polish New Year and shout "Smingus Dingus".

Alina drank so much vodka last night she passed out. I tried to wake her up nicely in the morning for a rogering but she was out cold so I just had to Schlongus Dongus in her face. That woke her up.

by Smingus Dingus May 26, 2010

dingus

Someome who isn't an (idiot) but does idiotic things

For example messing up on a really easy test questoon
"Beth you're such a dingus"

by Ariom Stromberg May 12, 2015

dung trumpet

Alternative name for the arse hole

"I whacked it up her dung trumpet last night"

by Lord Dung trumpet June 11, 2006

Dugu

Another word for 'Marijuana' that the youths in Auburn use.

Didi, let's go get some dugu

by Dugu Killa January 14, 2016

pop-dung

Jamaican slang for anything that is totally destroyed, dilapidated, and almost to the point of no longer being able to properly function. Can describe objects, appearance, or simply a state of mind..

guy 1: yow dawg, i well pop-dung afta dat deh exam.. cyaa wait fi go a mi yaad
guy 2: forreal, it mash me up too dawg.. waan sleep

by jahkno December 2, 2009

Dungarvaner

A Dungarvaner is defined as a local yokel who appears inebriated commonly. Dungarvaners find it very mentally challenging in pronouncing words and applying political correctness. Their vocabulary and spelling grammar is extremely deficient. Their inappropriate preconceived opinions of clean bloodlines are of xenophobic disposition, including arbitrary irrational and lacking any sign of empathy. They tend to jeer and scoff at those who remain misfortunate. Dungarvaners are narcissistic, slanderous, highly influential to other inbred villages and are contagious since they spread the deadly curse of ethnocentrism (up the deise). Their euphemisms tend to be somewhat backward and not to mention their jokes are terrible as the jokes are always aimed at each other’s weakness and expense. They regularly compete with each other financially by purchasing valuable merchandise and holiday trips despite the fact they can ill afford it. The definition of Dungarvaner is exemplified below in direct speech.

‘Why are you making fun of my disability? Stop being a Dungarvaner’
‘All it took was a Dungarvaner to stir up the shit’
‘My pit-bull terrier has the face of a Dungarvaner’
‘A Dungarvaner will always discredit your talent’

by J_Charles January 19, 2015