They ruined my campaign, George, they killed the ally King in the First session, oh god, i don't think i Will ever play a Full dungeons and Dragons campaign
by Ohgodwhyfuckingwhypainaaaah April 10, 2020
by Jesus and his Disciples April 4, 2006
To quote popular rock entertainer Marilyn Manson's autobiography:
'If each cigarette reduces your life by 6 minutes, then each game of Dungeons and dragons delays the loss of your virginity by 6 weeks.'
'If each cigarette reduces your life by 6 minutes, then each game of Dungeons and dragons delays the loss of your virginity by 6 weeks.'
John: I've played Dungeons and dragons 15 times, and thus, the loss of my virginity has been delayed by 90 weeks!
Pedro: ...Want a cigarette?
Pedro: ...Want a cigarette?
by OMFGBENNEYTEE December 29, 2007
A game that losers and rejects play and talk about all day at school because they do not know anything else.
by snakes on plane September 2, 2006
When a girl attempts to stick two dildos into another girl's anal cavity, and they get lodged in. Causing her to moan like a dragon.
Dungeons and Dragons
by Anonymous20100 May 20, 2010
A game for nerds who know that there life sucks. They play this game so they can escape their sucky lifes and try to be the strongest person ever, but only in this fantasy world.
by Gatman April 1, 2006
A game of extreme argument beetween geeks and pathetic losers. These arguments are often regarding extremly minor technicalities in the rules. The game itself is fun, but stress inducing and time consuming
by Enginers are awsome. February 24, 2022