Dumples

A condition in which a person is so hungry their judgement and thought is clouded

Waiter: May I please take your order?
John: I'll have...the dumples.
Waiter: The wha?
John: Dunples.
Waiter: Do you mean dumplings?
Eric: Excuse my friend, he has the dumples.

by Zorgithatoob May 24, 2011

dumple stiltzken

(1)The act of defecating on an object that is not a toilet. Predominately, on someone else's property.

(2) The act of unintentionally defecating in a pair of borrowed pants.

(1) Dude, I totally just took a dumple stiltzken on the hood of your step sister's car.

(2) Joe forgot to pick me up for work today, so I made a dumple stiltzken in those pants he let me borrow and put them in his locker.

by DKali January 19, 2009

dumple

Official mascot of CGNU.

Go dumples!

by ro-nun-see-A-shun May 19, 2003

Dumpleton

a blow job while taking a shit.

That bitch would do anything, I made her come give me a dumpleton and wipe my ass at the same time.

by hierluego May 16, 2011

Dumplette

Reference to "girl poo". There is usually no stink accompanied with this poo, unlike those produced by their male counterparts. The dumplette is generally small in size and requires minimal use of toilet paper.

Dumplette's are great in public restrooms because they're so discreet. One can walk out of the bathroom stall after the dumplette is made and not receive looks of disgust from others.

The dumplette could quite possibly be the commencement of the popular male notion that "women do not poop". Just because it is unseen, unheard, and unsmelled does not mean it does not exsist.

Jenny: "Wow, Sandra...that was a quick bathroom break you just took. You must have just had to go number 1, huh?"

Sandra: "Actually Jenny, I took a dumplette!"

by RavenousOne November 15, 2009

Dumplesburg

Dumplesburg can be substituted for the name of any small, backwards town which is populated primarily by rednecks who adore Sarah Palin and Walmart, hate 'the gay', love Jesus (when convenient), and don't believe that ethics codes and tax laws should apply to them. The primary industry in Dumplesburg is adult gift shops and gentlemen's clubs.

The residents of Dumplesburg, Pennsylvania gathered in the Walmart parking lot to rally around Sarah Palin.

by bah235 March 10, 2010

Duplexting

The act of texting or carrying on two text conversations at once

You have to be careful when duplexting two girls at once, that you don't send the wrong one to the wrong girl

by 1234preacher March 19, 2010