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The king of nitwits; You can't get any dumber than this.;
look at Ahmed,He's trying to lick his own ass! That DUMBSHIT!!

What!? You wipe your ass before you take a shit? Asfian, You're offially a DUMBSHIT!
by Someone you might know April 8, 2006
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People who support drug prohibition despite the overwhelming evidence that the drug war does more harm than good.
dumbshit: If it's legalized everyone will start smoking all the time and quit their jobs before running people over with their cars while high.

reasonable person: You are a dumbshit.
by reasonator July 7, 2012
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Wrong hole, dumbshit!

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What the girl who you're having sex with might say if you stick your penis into some part of her body where it doesn't feel good for her at all.
Oww! Wrong hole, dumbshit! Don't you ever try screwing me in my belly button! Now do me right. *guy sticks his penis into one of the girl's two crotch ends* Ahhh, now that's much better.
by Mark H June 2, 2004
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A vague insult hinting at the target's mental inability. Since nearly all insults are used interchangeably as expressions of overblown fury designed to humiliate or provoke retaliation, the exact meanings of any and all insults (as well as their applicability) are completely irrelevant, although they commonly make jabs at either the subject's difficulty managing cogent thought processes or his sexual performance/orientation. The common suffixes "fuck" or "shit" are often appended in the form of a surrogate adjective denoting the seriousness of the offense. A "dumbshit" person is therefore more dumb than a merely "dumb" person because of the presence of the "shit" modifier. As such, all you idiots inventing and quibbling over precise definitions are wasting your time and mine. Worse still are the dumbshits giving thumbs up and down.
Look at that dumbshit. Look at that dumbshit dance.
by Olo Crete December 31, 2008
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an olim camper (14-15 years old) who attend Crane Lake Camp second session 2006. They are stupid. Typically, they rip $10 bills, think skating rinks are heated, think Jimmy Hendrix is a tennis player, almost get hit by cars multiple times in a day. These are not people who you can trust to behave in public places.
look at emma, she is such a dumbshit, she just ripped another $10 bill.

"Wait don't Canadians live in Canadia?" beth asked.
no you dumbshit
by Emma Beth Dumbshit January 20, 2008
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Shitting without having your smartphone with you.
I took a dumbshit this morning. When I ran upstairs to piss, it ended up changing into the full monty. Caught without my iphone, the download process only took a minute or two instead of the 20 minutes normally required to text, tweet, and surf from the throne.
by SwatchDog November 21, 2010
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by TheShit July 1, 2004
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