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Dickture

When you send someone a picture of your dick
I sent a bitch a dickture last night.
by John0227 January 14, 2019
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Dickture

Taking selfies of one's (male) genaltelia and then sending to a current or potential sexual partner via smart phone.
Bubba (the male) texted several dicktures to Julia (the potential mate), hoping it would help his game.
by Bocaj Welch September 15, 2015
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Ducktard

People who watch Duck Dynasty on a regular basis.
Anyone appearing on the Duck Dynasty show or attending Duck Dynasty public events.
Fans of Duck Dynasty who hate Gays Lesbians Bisexuals or Transgenders (LGBTs) for religious purposes.
Any person, place or object proclaiming intolerance of Gays Lesbians Bisexuals or Transgenders (LGBTs) for any reason.
Anyone wearing Duck Dynasty clothing or other items promoting the killing of ducks and hatred of LGBTs.
Any company that uses the bearded Duck Dynasty Taliban to advertise their product(s).
Anyone who believes older men should marry young girls because they are better "duck-pluckers" at a young age.
Politicians or persons in authority who oppose equal rights and opportunities for LGBTs for any reason.
Politicians who invite or stand near any Duck Dynasty family member attending the State of the Union Address.
Anyone with a picture of the bearded Duck Dynasty Taliban on their web page or in their home or office.
Hey, look - all this Ducktard merchandise is made in Bangladesh or China, and look at that Ducktard wearing that stupid Ducktard hat!
Once I found out that my favorite chicken restaurant went Ducktard, they'll never get another penny from me.
by Frodogar February 27, 2014
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ducktarded

stupid and disgusting in a way that causes an inconvenience to others.
My dog is so ducktarded, he ate the diapers out of the garbage AGAIN!
by kimmah May 12, 2010
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ducktarian

Someone who likes the taste of duck but does not eat it out of their love for ducks
I'm sorry I can't eat that i'm a ducktarian
by pugzillia January 17, 2015
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Dicktures

Dick pictures. When a guy sends you a "dick pic"
by ShaKira August 12, 2015
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Dickture

Taking selfies of one's (male) genaltelia and then sending them to a current or potential sexual partner with smart phone.
Bubba (the male) texted several dicktures to Julia (the potential mate), hoping it would help his game.
by Bocaj Welch September 15, 2015
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