I realized I became a fung Ducker , when I'd rather come home from work and screw a pile of my wife's shit then her hammered pussy/asshole!
by Seezar Sewickley October 22, 2017
Get the fung ducker mug.Dumb Fucker, switch the first word of each and you get Fumb Ducker. It's at least 75% more comical than calling someone a dumb fucker. You might get some wierd looks though, but only by people who are too dumb to know what you are saying.
by Joe W. Thomas October 23, 2006
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1: An herb found in Eurasia that both bitches and fucks.
2: A DISGUSTING spammer who has a sickening hate fro snapesnogger. Mainly thrives on Deviantart.
3: Quite literally, one who bitches and fucks.
2: A DISGUSTING spammer who has a sickening hate fro snapesnogger. Mainly thrives on Deviantart.
3: Quite literally, one who bitches and fucks.
by Biffinducker January 9, 2008
Get the Biffin ducker mug.A rather large stone used as a form of primative weaponary. So named as when thrown it requires one to crouch down or as the term goes 'to duck.'
'Ducking' was primarily considered the best form of defence against such attack until, as a species, we became more intelligent and in fact 'running' is now considered much more effective. This may be for two reasons; 1.) Attackers were becoming more wise to such 'ducking' and therefore proceeded to throw the 'ducker at a lower level, causing many injuries to the back of the head and back. 2.) If running is achieved at a credible pace it limits the possibility of secondary or multiple attacks. Whereas with the primary defence, 'ducking' there was almost always potential for secondary or even multiple ensuing attacks, unless with some luck, the attacker runs out of such ammunition. In which case, usually the 'attacker' then becomes 'defendee.'
Thus, my opinion is that the name of this here weaponary be changed in fact to 'a Runner.' Although I admit, it does not have quite the same ring to it, nor would it prevoke the same sense of fear when used as verbal in attack.
'Ducking' was primarily considered the best form of defence against such attack until, as a species, we became more intelligent and in fact 'running' is now considered much more effective. This may be for two reasons; 1.) Attackers were becoming more wise to such 'ducking' and therefore proceeded to throw the 'ducker at a lower level, causing many injuries to the back of the head and back. 2.) If running is achieved at a credible pace it limits the possibility of secondary or multiple attacks. Whereas with the primary defence, 'ducking' there was almost always potential for secondary or even multiple ensuing attacks, unless with some luck, the attacker runs out of such ammunition. In which case, usually the 'attacker' then becomes 'defendee.'
Thus, my opinion is that the name of this here weaponary be changed in fact to 'a Runner.' Although I admit, it does not have quite the same ring to it, nor would it prevoke the same sense of fear when used as verbal in attack.
E.g. Dave: 'I'm gonna come over there and knock you out.'
Rob (picking up a rather large stone): 'Come on then!'
Marv, friend of Dave: 'Oh shit, he's gunna lob a ducker.'
Dave: 'Fuck it, run!'
Rob (picking up a rather large stone): 'Come on then!'
Marv, friend of Dave: 'Oh shit, he's gunna lob a ducker.'
Dave: 'Fuck it, run!'
by Davo Van Dangerous November 6, 2009
Get the Ducker mug.A substitute for the "m-f" word, as used on the radio or television. Synonyms: Mothatrucker, Monkeysucker, Master Fighter, Melonfarmer, Feather Plucker. Could be useful while singing Obie Trice's "Adrenaline Rush."
"Get live, rubber ducker, when I speak, rubber ducker, out your seats, rubber ducker, I'ma reach rubber duckers..."
by WMT August 1, 2003
Get the Rubber Ducker mug.V. - To "pucker up" in preparation of kissing/sucking a dick. The special formation of the lips and tongue was invented by a roundtable commission of egyptian, blasian, and exotic sod women in 2005. It involves a bell-curvature on top lip and a miniature inverted bell-curvature on the bottom lip, with the tongue's center wrapped in a U shape and the sides flattening out to either side. This provides ideal sucking for those who get the meat of their pleasure from providing head.
Tim Scro: "Jennifer, ducker up buttercup, here I come."
*One minute later*
"Aaaah! Jen Itols, you are the best girl in the universe. I'm so glad I decided to put in that extra $100 in the last ten seconds, or you would've been shipped to that other bidder."
*One minute later*
"Aaaah! Jen Itols, you are the best girl in the universe. I'm so glad I decided to put in that extra $100 in the last ten seconds, or you would've been shipped to that other bidder."
by G.M.H. November 8, 2009
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