Dtwlf

The definition is "Dad they would like to fuck". Seeing that there are alot of sexy single Dads that take care of their kids Females are strongly attracted to them.

When a Dtwlf walks down the street with his kid and no wedding ring all the females in a four mile radius are attracted.

Mostly MILFs and Cougars! (Warning do not try this when in an foreign country or in Canada...Last due to frozen balls.)

by Dtwlf January 23, 2011

Dwaf

The battle cry of a warrior of small stature, also a hilarious misspelling of the word dwarf.

"DWAF!!!!" The dwarf cried as he ran into the war with his sword held high.

by Maddierach December 28, 2014

Dwaffghanistan

A land/or geographical region in which there is a disproportionately high number of dwaffs in the general population when compared with the Dwaff - Anti-Dwaff equilibrium.

Golly gosh, everyone from Brunei is vertically under-developed. Are you sure they are not from Dwaffghanistan?

by Dwaffmandu January 17, 2018

dwafd

that was a fucking dubb

hey dwafd

by roger lorkins November 30, 2018

DTSAFSP

Abbreviation for "Down To Stay Away From Stupid People"

Millie and Anne are DTSAFSP

by Dylange December 11, 2019

Dwaff

Dwaff or Dwaffs (plural) are a Dwarf Giraffe species most commonly from Eastern Asia, on the southern half of the Korean Peninsula and are usually of the Jewish faith. (Endangered species)

Wow that Dwaff is so short, look how cute it is, eating it's Matzo ball soup with it's chopsticks.

by BrietheAsian May 26, 2024

Dwaff

a dwarf giraffe.

"The dwaff stretched its neck to eat off the spoon."

by Dwaff February 3, 2026