Dtwlf 

The definition is "Dad they would like to fuck". Seeing that there are alot of sexy single Dads that take care of their kids Females are strongly attracted to them.

When a Dtwlf walks down the street with his kid and no wedding ring all the females in a four mile radius are attracted.

Mostly MILFs and Cougars! (Warning do not try this when in an foreign country or in Canada...Last due to frozen balls.)

Dtwlf by Dtwlf January 23, 2011

dtwaf

Do The World A Favor

dtwaf and die !

dtwaf by ur.mom September 2, 2012

dtwfu 

An acroymn meaning Damn, that was fucked up

King James was playing Perfect Dark with his boys and shot someone with a falcon through two bullet-proof doors. His friends said, "Damn. That was fucked up."

dtwfu by Gran Turismo Freak March 21, 2005

dawlfern

A dolphin but with the CORRECT spelling.

The dawlfern was pissing me off so I shot it.

dawlfern by Jimmfromit August 14, 2014