Dtwlf

The definition is "Dad they would like to fuck". Seeing that there are alot of sexy single Dads that take care of their kids Females are strongly attracted to them.

When a Dtwlf walks down the street with his kid and no wedding ring all the females in a four mile radius are attracted.

Mostly MILFs and Cougars! (Warning do not try this when in an foreign country or in Canada...Last due to frozen balls.)

Dtwlf by Dtwlf January 23, 2011

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dtwaf

Do The World A Favor

dtwaf and die !

dtwaf by ur.mom September 2, 2012

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Dtwlf • dawlfern • dtwaf • dtwfu

dtwfu

An acroymn meaning Damn, that was fucked up

King James was playing Perfect Dark with his boys and shot someone with a falcon through two bullet-proof doors. His friends said, "Damn. That was fucked up."

dtwfu by Gran Turismo Freak March 21, 2005

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dawlfern

A dolphin but with the CORRECT spelling.

The dawlfern was pissing me off so I shot it.

dawlfern by Jimmfromit August 14, 2014

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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