You just drank a boot full of alcohol, you should be drunk or dead, so you decide it's a good idea to hit on that seven which is now a nine. To keep from falling over and or vomiting you close one eye to keep that nine from becoming an 18.
by Paul Flora March 31, 2008
by Justin Wallace May 13, 2004
To be all shit-faced; noticeably inhibited physically, and mentally. Usually when one is drunk, he does dumb shit such as adding the definition of "drunk" to Urban Dictionary, which takes more than a half an hour to write legibly on his phone, while on the edge of the Golden Gate Bridge, beer in hand.
1.)
Dude 1: Yo man i'm gonna go tap that fugly whore over there.
Dude 2: You're drunk.
2.) I'm so drunk that it is taking me an hour to write this.
Dude 1: Yo man i'm gonna go tap that fugly whore over there.
Dude 2: You're drunk.
2.) I'm so drunk that it is taking me an hour to write this.
by Drunken69er February 27, 2014
when someone is under the influence of alcohol that causes them to do strange actions, or worse, get into a car crash.
Toby: man i like da potato and the rice man that the god ah stuff..
Kate: Toby how many fingers am i holding?
Toby: 7?
Kate: Yeah, he's drunk.
Kate: Toby how many fingers am i holding?
Toby: 7?
Kate: Yeah, he's drunk.
by a wild bandaid September 24, 2017
someone that funneled 16 beers and an unknown amount of tequilla and then stands up and falls face first into the floor...then gets humped by "unknown"
by mb71385 October 03, 2006
-"I got so drunk last night but it wasn't so messy that I threw up or snogged some random."
-"I drunk so much alcohol at the weekend I had to be taken home in an ambulance."
-"Don't you mean "drank"?"
-"I drunk so much alcohol at the weekend I had to be taken home in an ambulance."
-"Don't you mean "drank"?"
by sophieglitterwhip February 03, 2008
by Puhercules May 09, 2010