dry to drenched

When the Vaginal region is excited and goes from the baron desert wastelands to the full roaring river of the Amazon in seconds.

When I get her back in the room and play a little Ginuwine she goes dry to drenched!

by Hurtin For A Pirtin May 12, 2015

drunctional

The state of one who is inebriated, but can still participate in intelligent conversation and perform simple tasks, like cooking macaroni and cheese or covering a city council meeting for the local newspaper.

Editor: "Don't drink too much at happy hour. You have to be at that zoning meeting by 7 p.m."

Reporter: "Whatever. The meeting is just down the street from the bar, and even after a few shots, I'll still be drunctional enough to get what I need and submit my story by deadline."

by minkiekitten October 8, 2009

Drunchies

when you are extremely intoxicated and all of a sudden you feel the need to gorge yourself, usually food such as chips, crackers, or anything salty

Person 1: i was so smashed last night i got a case of the drunchies and ate 3 bags of doritos

by cal trippin jr. June 3, 2009

dunchacha

some shit joseline hernandez says which don’t mean shit cause she jus makin up words

“dunchacha dunchacha”

by dnttripAddy October 12, 2023

druncussion

a violent shock to the brain caused by either a singular shot of especially lethal alcohol or intense binge drinking; an alcoholic punch to the base of the brain; can have long-term impact; not to be confused with a hangover

I visited my brother in Portland last week and that drink I had at Teardrop Bar gave me a druncussion.

by GRush March 12, 2009

Drunchin

The act of hunching, aka sexual intercourse, while intoxicated.

Boy, did you guys hear about Thomas, he was drunchin this fat chick last night.

by Darkodude February 23, 2018

drunchies

(n.) drunk munchies; a craving of food, much like the munchies, occurring after a night of heavy drinking.

Guy 1: Yo man, I ate like 6 burgers and a snack wrap after leaving the bar last night. I was wasted!
Guy 2: Oh yeah, you had a serious case of the drunchies!

by KidGudi87 December 11, 2011