driving while blind

This is operating a motor vehicle in an extremely intoxicated state.

Man, look at this sarge, that guy, blew a .38 BAT, we should have arrested him for driving while blind!

by I, Wreckerrr April 13, 2021

Braille Driving

Driving along the dotted lines, shoulder or reflector bumps, as though the tires were reading them, like a blind person reading braille. See also pac-manning

Dude, watch out for that car ahead of us, he's totally braille driving!

by Mis May 17, 2007

Lawn Chair Driving

Driving with one's left foot resting just outside of the driver's side window. Similar to driving with a gangster lean, but not as hardcore. Requires the subject to be limber and totally lax like they're at the beach, except instead they are zipping through traffic.

Yeah, the cop pulled her over for lawn chair driving. Said her foot was blocking her side mirror.

by Wyatt Junker June 1, 2011

Leapfrog Pile Driving

The sexual act of penetrating someone in the pile driver position whilst leap frogging throughout the room in which the sexual act is taking place...May be utiliased with multiple parties at one time.

Leapfrog Pile Driving: Dude! I leapfrog pile drived her so hard last night that she's gonna have neck, back and pelvis problems for the rest of the week .

by fizzybizness February 28, 2015

driving test

The most nerve wracking awkward shiz of your whole life. You must shoulder check every two seconds and have both hands on the wheel, while a smelly person with a clip board critiques your driving in an awkward silence. But sometimes they ask you awkward questions like "So where do you work, or are you a student". to which you reply with a lie because you can't say that you are a student majoring in drinking and ton and masturbation.

Man I have my driving test tomorrow

Whatever you do, do not say fuck, or balls, or make frog noises to break the awkward silence

I will probs do the frog noises anyways...

by Dermin November 17, 2013

Drilon

Drilon is the best person ever.His name comes from Kosovo.He loves fucking and he drowns in pussy at least 3 times a week.He is also a athletic person that loves fighting sports,Soccer,Basketball and baseball.

Hey Where is Drilon?

Last time I heard of him he was drowning in pussy.

by Lanily September 28, 2019

Driving God

Richard Hammond from Top Gear

"I AM A DRIVING GOD"-Richard Hammond while driving a Bowler Wildcat

by L_Dawg March 7, 2009