Best dress-up sweatpants 

The best pair of sweatpants that someone owns who habitually finds wearing sweatpants in public other than to the gym to any and all occasions (i.e. weddings, dates, the bar, etc.) acceptable.

I am going to wear my best dress-up sweatpants to Olive Garden for our first date.

Best dress-up sweatpants by Leftie Luci September 15, 2009

dress for sexcess 

a theory stating that some women will only sleep with you depending on your attire. Could also be stated as "dress for suckcess" for women who perform oral on well dressed men.

Guy 1: How the hell did you ever hook up with that girl?
Guy 2: Some chicks dig Abercrombie. Dress for sexcess!

dress for sexcess by rhcp18 July 6, 2010

Dress your salad 

When you ejaculate sperm onto the area around someone's anus.

1. Girl, your ass is so fine I wanna dress your salad.

2. We were having buttsex and he came around my ass, he screamed "Dress your salad!"

Dress your salad by Murderous Apple January 20, 2010

Dress-up sneakers 

Sneakers tha are worn only on rare occasions where everyday sneakers would not suffice.

When I go to the theater, I wear my dress-up sneakers instead of my everyday ones.

Dress-up sneakers by Joey Marcus January 16, 2010

Dress Down Syndrome 

The act of forgetting that it is dress down day and arriving in your regular work wear.

Joey turned up to work in his normal work clothes whilst all his colleagues had remembered to come in casual clothing, Poor Joey has some kind of Dress Down Syndrome.

Dress Down Syndrome by Sam Buca January 28, 2010

Dress to suppress 

Dress beautifully, ostentatiously, glamorously. But don't over do it. Goal: crush all the fashionistically challenged by the sheer excellence of your outfit.

Georgina: "Yo, girlfriend, we're off to the swanky new club in the city"

Phantasia: "Swanky? Dress code?"

Georgina: "Dress to suppress!"

Dress to suppress by BILLIAM5100 May 19, 2010

Dress the Squirrel 

To put a condom on

Prinny Kinny forgot to dress the squirrel before busting his nutt.
Now he's expecting a little mini Kinny.

Moral of the story: Always dress the squirrel.

Dress the Squirrel by BJ Strange March 7, 2014