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Dream Theater 

The songwriters of Dream Theater are up there with the lyrical talent of Bob Dylan, while their melodies remind you of the catchiness of The Beatles.
With a late-night vibe that is similar to that of Tom waits and "Kind of blue" era Miles Davis (but more "pure") they produce a type of "roots" music that is so authentic and honest that it would even turn "The Band" and Hank Williams into musical liars. Their guitar solos are raw and heartfelt and have a brilliant sing-along factor to them because of the "less is more" attitude of Petrucci's playing: they stick with you for the rest of your days: You won't get rid of his well chosen notes.
The average DT fan is a charismatic jazz-cat with a great love for for things that are "real" in life. Surrounded by "James Dean-cool" they hate sience fiction, mathematics and digital. They are extremely popular with the ladies because of their romantic urge and their ability to play "Dream Theater songs" on the piano for the girl by moonlight...
Taken from Jack Kerouac's "On the Road": "Rawlins and I decided to sharp up for the big night. "latch on to some of these towels and razors and we'll spruce up a bit. Let's dig some dream theater and check out some cute dolls..."

Bob Dylan on Dream Theater: The first time I heard Dream Theater on AM radio back in '56, I knew that I would never work for the man..."
Dream Theater by Hans Hitmachine September 18, 2005
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Utter crap. Bombastic nonsense from a bunch of guys that raided Fabio's wardrobe, Queen's (or think Angel crossed with ELP) sense of restraint, warmed over Vai/Satriani riffing, served up with an overdose of ultra-seriousness. A must for all to avoid.
Dream Theater are boring pseuds.

Dream Theater 

Dream Theater by Dylangamer1337 October 25, 2023

Theatre of Dreams 

Also known as Old Trafford. Located on Sir Matt Busby Way in Trafford. It's the largest club ground in England. Greatest ground in all of England, which is the world in terms of football, Wembley comes in at a distant second.
Did you see the Man United-Arsenal game at Old Trafford? They beat the bunch of divers 2-0. Ended the win streak, which also started after being beaten by Man United.

At the library, Highbury, Utd beat Arsenal 4-2 after Arsenal blew a two goal lead.
Theatre of Dreams by SAF August 27, 2005

Theatre of Dreams 

The home of Bantchester United. Name is to signify how after so many years of winning with Sir Alex Ferguson, they still dream of achieving good results while being a mid-table banter club whose ‘history’ is best in England
You: Wow, I’m here bro, in the Theatre of Dreams
Me: Nice one, keep dreaming of winning a trophy, like a UEL or Carabao Cup.
You: Nah we could probaly win a UCL or Prem.
Me: That’s right, keep dreaming in the Theatre of Dreams’
Theatre of Dreams by anonymous October 3, 2023