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Doucheboozler

A douchebag, douchelord or person who may accurately be described by the less involved term 'douche,' who utilizes elaborate methods of deceit or general unpleasantness. The victim would be described as having been 'Doucheboozled.'
Dude, Tom messed around behind Katie's back - with her sister. Total doucheboozler.

This guy Kris totally doucheboozled me. He ran into my confessional and screamed 'Penis' at the top of his lungs and ran out. I don't know anyone named Kris.
by Hullnak January 29, 2010
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Douchecopter

Guy #1: I think steve stole my regular NES.
Guy #2: Yeah, that guy is a total douchecopter.
by Corey Johnsen April 6, 2007
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Doucherocketry

The science and practice of being a douche at a whole other level.
Prior to becoming a governor, Scott Walker earned his PhD in doucherocketry.
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douchecock

A person who is not only a douchebag but is cocky and arrogant also. These are those people that evereyone hates because they are peter puffers. These skig-skagbougieass bitches have an incredible ability to piss of large amounts of people. Usually are or are associated with Fucktards.
Wes Jerman is a douchecock!!!!!
OHHH SHIT!!! I'M Surrounded by douchecocks and fucktards!!!!!
90% of people named Wes or Steven in Northern Virginia are douchecocks or fucktards
by DOUCHECOCKSLAYER July 29, 2005
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Douchebook page

A social networking page devoted to retarded club and look at me now pics. These pages would also contain philosophical quotes the Douchebook page owner routinely enters into their Status update to receive comments and praise from other Douchebook users.
Hey did you see those Jersey Shore looking douchebagulas wearing Ed Hardy shirts taking pics at the club last night. I am sure those pics are on their Douchebook page, with captions saying Douchetastic.
by deeznuttas April 11, 2011
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Douchecock

Someone who is so much of a douche and a cock, that the word had to be combined in order to save time.
Schindig is a douchecock
by Toasttyyy November 5, 2014
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Sir Alfred Douchecock

A douche cock to the highest degree. Fucking can be used in between Alfred and Douchecock for a stronger effect.
#1: "What the fuck did you do to my car man?!?!"
#2: "I threw a hammer at the door."
#1: "Thanks a lot Sir Alfred Douchecock!
by Scrotz McGoatz January 4, 2011
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