douche elephant

the beer guzzling, weight gaming homosexual. while elephants drink water through their noise this douch elephant would love to attempt to guzzle down beer through his noise often resulting in beer spilled all over themselves and a large mouthed smile.

wow. look at the douche elephant, he can't even handle one beer and he wants to try das boot.

by yourmom00 December 6, 2007

Dough-Eyed

A term for most women now days who hang around wealthy men, be he attractive or not, Looking to marry him for his money.
also reffered to as a gold digger.

Look at those groupies all over that singer, they are all Dough-Eyed.

by Jimmy Mac December 10, 2004

douche eater

one who is being a total fuckin idiot and deserves to eat a womans douche

my friend kyle was being a douche eater last night

by Joe faggot lover October 18, 2008

dough-eyed manipulation

Using your eyes in a deer-eyed, innocent manner in order to get things to go the way you want them to. A behavior more found to be used by females but can also be effective with males too.

My movie return was five days late but I used my dough-eyed manipulation and he waived my late fees.

by Chuckie21 April 18, 2010

Douche-esque

A fancy twist to the word douche

Adj.
1. When someone has a douchey presence, but you dont want to say douchey for fear of being made fun of.

2. When someone is like George W. Bush

Adv.
1. When someone does something in a douchey way.

2. When someone does something like George W. Bush
_ _ _ _ _ _ _

1. Dude, wearing that hat makes you look so douche-esque

2. Dude, going to war with Iraq made you look so douche-esque!

1. Dude, you make a sandwich so douche-esque

2. Dude, You write a speach so douche-esque

by jerry the suicidal freak August 10, 2006

douche-esque

Someone(s) who you think is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about.

My good friends Nigel & Kailey are douche-esque when they correct my grammar on Facebook.

by jenna9887 August 21, 2008

Douche Box Hero

An individual who is new to a local bar and proceeds to fill the Jukebox with music that does not reflect the clientele. It is usually a selection of songs that no one has heard of nor wants to hear.,

What the fuck is that shit he's playing? Milli Vanilli, Lou Bega and the Bangles. You should see what else this Douche Box Hero has jammed in here. Dave wants to kick his ass!

by will bitten October 10, 2016