Dorpus

Someone or something that is just super dumb, or a big dummy. Usually used when referring to awkward southern-accent talking gumbo headasses.

Gertrude: Hey man that guy is so dumb, he such a dorpus
Harold: Yeah man. Him and his family are a load of dorpi

by GuavaCuckold820 October 3, 2019

Dorsey's law

The quantity of truth in any breaking news story damaging to a democrat can be measured by how quickly and aggressively twitter moves to censor and suppress it.

"Did you see how quickly twitter censored the NY Post story about sloe joe biden meeting with Burisma execs when he claimed he never did? Looks like yet another case of Dorsey's law!"

by FooSieben October 15, 2020

dorbs

Just a shorter, faster, and cuter way to say adorable or adorbs.

Mackenzie: Check out my new Jeffrey Campbell Damsels.

Christina: Wow those are so dorbs.

by texasforever July 25, 2014

Doris'd it

Is the act of being presented with a huge plate of food and managing to lick that plate clean. Usually this feat is accomplished by a woman of slight stature, which makes you wonder where can she possibly be storing all that food.

Holy crap! I can't believe you ate that 4 lb. burger. You totally Doris'd it.

by DeeCreatedIt October 14, 2010

Doresh

Also known as “Yeshiva Doresh” Doresh was a former school where kids used to get a decent education, now Doresh is torture grounds where the staff find kids suffering entertaining. The garbage in the “kitchen” is called “food” however do not eat it, for you will be cursed to 10 years in the bathroom. But most of all, beware Dr. Devil PHD ( Psychotic Human Disease) for he will exile you to utah for the rest of your days.

I will NEVER go to Doresh

by The Oracle of Death October 9, 2021

dirusexual

You are dirusexual, when you feel more consulted to the band Dir en grey than to the male or female gender (or other human in general). You just love Dir en grey, more than everything. Dir en grey is your everything. You are just in love with Dir en grey, only with Dir en grey.

Nimue is dirusexual.

by Owarired March 31, 2013

domus

Your head, or dome- usually of large proportions

Robby McIntire has a huge domus

by MJM December 7, 2003