When you spend two hours of your Friday night brainstorming with a friend to come up with the best example of Dorkus Malorkus, whilst downloading the fourth season of Star Trek with your mum in the backround complaining about the skid marks in your undies and the mess in your room...Did we mention you're 40?
by Max Malorkus June 01, 2007
dorkus malorkus: Wow you're the chief of all dorks. *bows* I shall call you chief dorkus!
chief dorkus: I am honored.
chief dorkus: I am honored.
by Chief Dorkus December 07, 2013
Bob:I am going to the computer store cause they have an awesome grade a gumball machine.
Joe: You are such a dorkus malorkus
Joe: You are such a dorkus malorkus
by Ben Szafoni September 29, 2005
by woobiegyrlie3 November 26, 2007
A dorkus manorkus is the worst of dorkus's. It is the last level of the dorkus name calling. Dork, Dorkus, Dorkus manork, Dorkus manorkus is the order from best to worst. To be called a dorkus manorkus is very embaressing and shameful. Compared to being called a buttnugget, this is far worse. If one should come in contact with a dorkus manorkus, they should immediately disinfect their whole body.
by The Z-man December 09, 2005
A research dorkus. Dorks out on talking about their research, and coming up with new and interesting scientific theories and hypotheses. Is also, however, very cool and often cute.
John the Greek is a total hottie who loves talking about weather and his climate research, and is therefore a Dorkus scientificus.
by firegirl77 August 31, 2007
by Vivian February 17, 2003