fruit von doot

When you see a really gay looking guy.

Damn that guy looks like a straight up fruit von doot, dude.

by Jon Galasso November 21, 2003

Doot

The sound a horn makes.
Usually used with the 3D skeleton/trumpet meme.
"Doot doot"

Sound the trumpets!

"Doot doot", goes the trumpets.

by GothamCityPanda June 11, 2018

Doot dartism

Mental urges that make you walk around saying doot dart in a constipated voice

Guy 1 doot dart doot dart
Guy 2 ayo what’s wrong man
Guy 1 doot dart doot dart
Guy 2 oh he must have doot dartism

by Pedro el taco man September 4, 2020

Dootie Doot

Also known as a good looking girl or a group of good looking girls. Can be shorten by just saying "Doot"

Oh shit look at that Dootie Doot!

Man look at those Dootie Doots!

Holy, she's a Doot!

by 4Rocco4 August 7, 2008

Doot king

The doot king is the king of doots (aka doot) The doot king controls all doots and even is a doot him self.

“I am the one and only doot king”
“No one can stop the doot king”
“Your such a doot king”

by Doot king January 18, 2019

doot head

some bloke with a mullet. pumps stepsisters, pumps anyone who fucks with him

Aye doot head

by Hon Yu Yu January 26, 2021

Doot

Another word for fuck

"Oi Nunny tried to doot this chick last night but instead she left him to spew in his bin all night"

by Doot Master 3000 March 25, 2023