1) A slang term referring to marijauna cigarette(s). 2)I'll have a coke! Source: Made popular by the Mystery Machine scene in the Kevin Smith comedy "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back".
You guys need to turn those frowns upside down, and I have just the thing. I call these, Doobie Snacks! (followed by hot lesbian sex)
by dezertdog January 29, 2003
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Steve: I have no choice. I’m cursed for all of eternity as a doodiephiliac.
Steve: I have no choice. I’m cursed for all of eternity as a doodiephiliac.
by joseph blough March 12, 2022
Get the doodiephiliac mug.The act of rolling a blunt with the intent of getting high while acting like a child again, or being high and acting like a child; such as watching cartoons while high, or wanting to get high so the cartoons become more entertaining.
"I was chilling watching some Cartoon Network, and decided to roll a scoobie doobie when my mom walked in"
by Scoobie Doobie September 22, 2014
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Doodie barks are a temporary form of relief from the discomfort of having to poop, when dumping is not an option.
They usually smell like the danger ahead.
Doodie barks are a temporary form of relief from the discomfort of having to poop, when dumping is not an option.
They usually smell like the danger ahead.
"Oh dude, that fart smells like shit, gross"
"Yea I've had the doodie barks all morning. Thanks to this conference call I haven't had the chance to drop Obama off in the Oval Office."
"Yea I've had the doodie barks all morning. Thanks to this conference call I haven't had the chance to drop Obama off in the Oval Office."
by nofx9019 December 2, 2009
Get the doodie bark mug.A doodire is similar to a vampire, but it sucks out your diarrhea. Doodires perform this by inserting their long elephant-like mouth into your bottom. A main way of defending against doodires is cheese. Swiss cheese to be exact, for if you use parmesan you will only suceed in strengthening the doodire.
Rather portly student:"Look at that Biology teacher!"
Skinny student:"Cleary he is a doodire!"
Rather portly student:" That's just what a doodire would say."
Skinny student:"Cleary he is a doodire!"
Rather portly student:" That's just what a doodire would say."
by Sir Giblets July 15, 2007
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